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PLAYING) 4 00:01:08,250 --> 00:01:10,125 ♪ I've gotta go 5 00:01:11,208 --> 00:01:13,792 ♪ And find another direction 6 00:01:15,583 --> 00:01:17,333 ♪ I've gotta go 7 00:01:18,375 --> 00:01:20,917 ♪ I wanna get your attention 8 00:01:22,417 --> 00:01:25,333 ♪ I am so sorry that it went this way 9 00:01:25,417 --> 00:01:27,166 ♪ I just can't hold on anymore 10 00:01:27,250 --> 00:01:28,959 ♪ The feeling's gone I must move on 11 00:01:29,083 --> 00:01:31,208 ♪ There's nothing left worth fighting for 12 00:01:31,417 --> 00:01:32,875 ♪ I can't love you 13 00:01:34,250 --> 00:01:36,166 ♪ Anymore 14 00:01:36,250 --> 00:01:37,750 ♪ Anymore 15 00:01:38,583 --> 00:01:40,208 ♪ Go 16 00:01:40,708 --> 00:01:45,291 ♪ Find what you're looking for 17 00:01:45,750 --> 00:01:47,583 ♪ Go 18 00:01:47,834 --> 00:01:52,333 ♪ You romanced me that's for sure 19 00:01:52,625 --> 00:01:54,166 ♪ I've gotta go 20 00:01:55,458 --> 00:01:58,083 ♪ Find another direction 21 00:01:59,917 --> 00:02:01,583 ♪ I've gotta go 22 00:02:02,583 --> 00:02:05,000 ♪ I wanna get your attention 23 00:02:05,708 --> 00:02:07,417 ♪ For once 24 00:02:15,083 --> 00:02:16,917 ♪ I've never been in love before 25 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,750 ♪ But this is where it has to end 26 00:02:18,875 --> 00:02:20,708 ♪ I just can't love you anymore 27 00:02:20,792 --> 00:02:23,000 ♪ Don't even want you as a friend 28 00:02:23,083 --> 00:02:24,875 ♪ I can't love you 29 00:02:25,750 --> 00:02:27,583 ♪ Anymore 30 00:02:27,667 --> 00:02:29,625 ♪ Anymore 31 00:02:30,208 --> 00:02:32,041 ♪ Go 32 00:02:32,125 --> 00:02:36,959 ♪ Find what you're looking for 33 00:02:37,583 --> 00:02:39,250 ♪ Go 34 00:02:39,750 --> 00:02:44,000 ♪ You romanced me that's for sure 35 00:02:44,166 --> 00:02:45,792 ♪ I've gotta go 36 00:02:47,166 --> 00:02:49,583 ♪ Find another direction 37 00:02:51,417 --> 00:02:53,083 ♪ I've gotta go 38 00:02:54,417 --> 00:02:56,917 ♪ I wanna get your attention 39 00:02:57,166 --> 00:02:58,375 ♪ For once 40 00:02:59,917 --> 00:03:03,000 ♪ It all started in another dimension 41 00:03:03,125 --> 00:03:07,000 ♪ You may have took my rep You didn't take my dedication 42 00:03:07,291 --> 00:03:09,542 ♪ They say that love is blind 43 00:03:10,834 --> 00:03:13,125 ♪ They say that love is blind 44 00:03:13,250 --> 00:03:14,583 -Hey, Maggie. -Hey, Ryan. 45 00:03:14,667 --> 00:03:17,083 ♪ They say that love is blind 46 00:03:17,583 --> 00:03:21,667 ♪ I've never been the leaving kind 47 00:03:30,583 --> 00:03:33,834 -Hey, what'd you do last night? -You know, the usual... 48 00:03:33,959 --> 00:03:36,834 Had the driver take me shopping, hit up a couple of clubs. 49 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:38,917 Then after that, I wound up at some after-hours 50 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,875 talking fashion with the Beastie Boys. You? 51 00:03:43,250 --> 00:03:45,291 I picked up Ashley Grant in the Ferrari, 52 00:03:45,417 --> 00:03:47,083 -had dinner at one of my restaurants. -Mmm-hmm. 53 00:03:47,208 --> 00:03:50,041 Reluctantly made an appearance at some V.I.P. awards show party. 54 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:52,542 -You know, same old thing. -(CHUCKLING) Right. 55 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:57,542 Watched TV and made a mix tape. 56 00:03:57,625 --> 00:03:59,875 -Played the accordion. -(LAUGHS) 57 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:03,500 ♪ I've gotta go 58 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:06,667 ♪ I wanna get your attention 59 00:04:07,375 --> 00:04:08,792 ♪ For once 60 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,792 -♪ I've gotta go -♪ I can't love you 61 00:04:11,917 --> 00:04:14,375 -♪ Find another direction -♪ Anymore 62 00:04:14,458 --> 00:04:16,375 ♪ Anymore 63 00:04:16,458 --> 00:04:18,917 -♪ I've gotta go -♪ I can't love you 64 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:21,750 -♪ I wanna get your attention -♪ Anymore 65 00:04:21,875 --> 00:04:23,667 ♪ Anymore 66 00:04:23,917 --> 00:04:26,500 -♪ I've gotta go -♪ I can't love you 67 00:04:27,083 --> 00:04:29,000 ♪ Anymore ♪ 68 00:04:31,750 --> 00:04:32,792 Thanks, Dad. 69 00:04:32,917 --> 00:04:35,000 MAGGIE: So, Ryan, I'm only saying this because we're friends, 70 00:04:35,083 --> 00:04:38,542 -but you need to get over this Ashley Grant thing. -Because? 71 00:04:38,625 --> 00:04:41,750 Because you've been into her forever, and it's just not healthy. 72 00:04:41,959 --> 00:04:44,834 -You're like obsessed or something. -(LAUGHS) so? 73 00:04:44,917 --> 00:04:47,583 So, Ryan, every guy in school likes her. 74 00:04:48,291 --> 00:04:49,500 You'd get crushed. 75 00:04:50,667 --> 00:04:53,834 Hmm. Here comes the steamroller now. 76 00:05:09,208 --> 00:05:10,875 GIRL: Hi, Ashley. 77 00:05:12,417 --> 00:05:13,917 -Whoa. -Oh, hi! 78 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,917 Yo, baby. Yeah. 79 00:05:19,542 --> 00:05:21,125 -Hey, Ashley. -Yeah. 80 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:25,083 -GIRL: There she is. -(GIRLS LAUGHING) 81 00:05:25,750 --> 00:05:27,250 GIRL: Hey, Ashley. 82 00:05:35,959 --> 00:05:37,834 Whoa! (GROANS) 83 00:05:38,083 --> 00:05:40,083 GIRL: Did you see that? 84 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:43,875 -Are you okay? -(GROANS) 85 00:05:46,250 --> 00:05:48,041 SKATEBOARDER: Ashley Grant wants me. 86 00:05:48,125 --> 00:05:49,333 Hey. 87 00:05:50,208 --> 00:05:53,542 -Hey, Floyd. -You know what? I'm gonna miss this place. 88 00:05:55,083 --> 00:05:59,333 I'm gonna miss this place. The games, the parties, 89 00:05:59,417 --> 00:06:01,417 all these lovely women diggin' me. 90 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:03,083 All but one of them. 91 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:04,917 CHRIS: Maggie Carter. 92 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:09,083 Breaks my heart. But I still got four weeks. 93 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:11,417 HARRIS: Come on, man. How many times you gonna ask her out? 94 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:12,583 STU: And be completely shut down? 95 00:06:12,708 --> 00:06:14,542 Yeah, but this time I got a plan. 96 00:06:23,291 --> 00:06:27,125 Oh! Sorry about... Your mouth. 97 00:06:27,333 --> 00:06:31,750 (LAUGHS) Well, that's the first complaint I've had about it so far. 98 00:06:33,375 --> 00:06:35,583 -(GROANS) -FLOYD: "Sorry about your mouth." 99 00:06:35,667 --> 00:06:37,625 What the hell is wrong with me? 100 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,834 You suck with women, especially fine ones like Ashley Grant. 101 00:06:42,792 --> 00:06:44,792 -Way to go, champ. -Thanks. 102 00:06:44,917 --> 00:06:46,291 (CHUCKLES) 103 00:06:46,542 --> 00:06:48,500 MAGGIE: Relax, Ryan. It could be worse. 104 00:06:48,583 --> 00:06:49,792 Oh, really? 105 00:06:50,583 --> 00:06:54,583 Ah, speaking of, your mom's on stage in her nurse's outfit. 106 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,083 -Hi. -Hi, Mrs. Woodman. 107 00:06:58,250 --> 00:07:00,500 (MICROPHONE FEEDBACK) 108 00:07:00,834 --> 00:07:02,083 MRS. WOODMAN: Attention, everyone. 109 00:07:02,208 --> 00:07:03,750 Could you please take your seats? 110 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,583 Everybody find your seats. Quickly, please. 111 00:07:06,708 --> 00:07:09,166 We have a very exciting lecture today, 112 00:07:09,250 --> 00:07:11,333 -and I'm sure you won't want to miss it. -Watch this. 113 00:07:11,417 --> 00:07:13,333 You're gonna get dissed. 114 00:07:14,417 --> 00:07:17,375 -Excuse me. Excuse me. -Excuse me. 115 00:07:18,166 --> 00:07:20,375 Oh, gotta pay the toll. 116 00:07:21,083 --> 00:07:22,625 You want me to kick you in the face? 117 00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:25,041 That depends. Would you be naked? 118 00:07:25,125 --> 00:07:26,792 (PALS CHUCKLING) 119 00:07:28,625 --> 00:07:31,250 School's almost out, and you're still saying no to me, Carter. 120 00:07:31,375 --> 00:07:33,417 Say it isn't so. 121 00:07:33,625 --> 00:07:37,500 Really, man. The master has lost his touch. 122 00:07:38,834 --> 00:07:40,333 Hello, everyone. 123 00:07:40,417 --> 00:07:42,458 I'm Katie Woodman, school nurse, 124 00:07:42,583 --> 00:07:44,250 and since summer's approaching, 125 00:07:44,375 --> 00:07:47,417 I thought I'd talk to you a little bit about safe sex. 126 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:49,250 (STUDENTS MURMURING) 127 00:07:50,583 --> 00:07:53,917 As you know, the safest route is abstinence. 128 00:07:54,083 --> 00:07:55,834 (STUDENTS BOOING) 129 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,875 But if you're going to be sexually active, 130 00:07:58,959 --> 00:08:01,125 there's a few things that you need to know. 131 00:08:01,291 --> 00:08:02,875 Okay? 132 00:08:04,458 --> 00:08:05,792 MRS. WOODMAN: Where is it? 133 00:08:14,166 --> 00:08:15,708 All right. 134 00:08:15,792 --> 00:08:20,500 -FLOYD: Speaking of "wood", man. Yeah! -(STUDENTS CHEERING) 135 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:23,750 -That from mommy's personal collection? -Shut up. 136 00:08:23,875 --> 00:08:27,917 MRS. WOODMAN: For those of you who may not know, this is the penis. 137 00:08:28,125 --> 00:08:30,458 Okay, um, this is the male sexual organ... 138 00:08:30,583 --> 00:08:32,417 Come to my house after school. 139 00:08:32,875 --> 00:08:36,542 You want to? I'm having some friends over. It will be fun. 140 00:08:36,625 --> 00:08:39,959 MRS. WOODMAN: The penis also carries urinary responsibility... 141 00:08:41,458 --> 00:08:43,458 I can't. I got plans. 142 00:08:43,917 --> 00:08:47,667 MRS. WOODMAN: ...and that means that this goes hand in hand with... 143 00:08:48,083 --> 00:08:49,375 The latex condom. 144 00:08:49,458 --> 00:08:51,417 -(CHEERING) -Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 145 00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:53,250 (LAUGHING) 146 00:08:53,375 --> 00:08:55,000 Oh, man. 147 00:08:55,083 --> 00:08:58,500 MRS. WOODMAN: To be effective, it needs to be pulled down all the way. 148 00:09:03,542 --> 00:09:05,750 RYAN: God, that was like a bad dream. 149 00:09:05,917 --> 00:09:08,125 Well, every man needs a dream, 150 00:09:08,708 --> 00:09:12,250 and mine is to become the next Virgil Doolittle. 151 00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:14,583 You know what he got expelled for? 152 00:09:14,708 --> 00:09:17,250 -Yeah, he stole Gilmore's neck. -That's right. 153 00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:20,667 Cooper Gilmore has no neck all because of Virgil Doolittle. 154 00:09:21,041 --> 00:09:24,000 -He got arrested. -And was charged with mayhem. 155 00:09:24,083 --> 00:09:26,583 Mayhem! How cool is that? The man's a legend. 156 00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:29,417 -The man went to prison, Floyd. -Allegedly. 157 00:09:29,542 --> 00:09:33,667 And besides, who cares? It's been 21 years, and Doolittle lives on. 158 00:09:34,750 --> 00:09:38,417 You know, a recent survey showed that most women do prefer a man of danger. 159 00:09:38,542 --> 00:09:41,125 -What's up, Cosmo? -How's it going? Cool. 160 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:43,250 (PLAYING ACCORDIAN) 161 00:09:50,792 --> 00:09:52,875 (CONTINUES PLAYING ACCORDIAN) 162 00:09:59,458 --> 00:10:00,959 (STOPS PLAYING ACCORDIAN) 163 00:10:01,750 --> 00:10:03,792 -Hey. What's up? -(SIGHS) 164 00:10:03,917 --> 00:10:07,417 Do you think accordion players have groupies? I mean, really good ones. 165 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:09,792 Why do you ask? 166 00:10:09,917 --> 00:10:11,458 It's three weeks to prom. 167 00:10:11,583 --> 00:10:12,583 Oh, that's right. 168 00:10:13,125 --> 00:10:16,166 I don't know, I think it might be nice to go. 169 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:19,667 You know, and, I figured, who better to go with than my lifelong neighbor, 170 00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:22,083 best buddy and partner in crime? 171 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:25,458 -No prospects, huh? -Have you seen me with any lately? 172 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,834 (LAUGHS) 173 00:10:28,917 --> 00:10:32,083 -You gonna make me beg? -Yeah, maybe a little. 174 00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:34,834 Oh, well, guess you'll have to go stag with Floyd and the boys. 175 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:38,291 -No, you got yourself a date. -Thanks, Ryan. 176 00:10:38,875 --> 00:10:40,583 I should be thanking you. 177 00:10:41,792 --> 00:10:42,834 Good night. 178 00:10:43,208 --> 00:10:45,250 -Good night. -(PLAYS LULLABY) 179 00:10:48,875 --> 00:10:50,750 COACH: One out now. Here we go! 180 00:10:51,208 --> 00:10:53,708 I hear you're going to prom with Maggie. Are you? 181 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,625 -(BALL HITS BACKSTOP) -(GASPS) 182 00:10:56,750 --> 00:10:59,583 -Where'd you hear that? -COACH: Stand up there, Betty Boop. 183 00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:01,333 It's all over school. 184 00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:04,250 (GASPS) 185 00:11:04,417 --> 00:11:06,291 Maggie told me. You excited? 186 00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:08,708 COACH: Woodman my ass. You got no lumber. 187 00:11:08,792 --> 00:11:10,708 You're stickless. You got no stick. 188 00:11:10,792 --> 00:11:13,500 -Floyd, it's Maggie. -Maggie's fine. 189 00:11:13,959 --> 00:11:15,917 Dig in now here. Closer. 190 00:11:16,166 --> 00:11:18,708 Look, I know everything there is to know about Maggie. 191 00:11:18,792 --> 00:11:20,750 -COACH: Closer. -It would be like kissing my sister. 192 00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:23,250 Which isn't a terrible thing in some parts of the world. 193 00:11:25,417 --> 00:11:27,000 -Walk it off. -(RYAN COLLAPSES) 194 00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:29,792 Hey. 195 00:11:31,041 --> 00:11:32,250 How many fingers? 196 00:11:33,041 --> 00:11:35,083 -Eleventy-seven? -Close enough. 197 00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:37,250 COACH: Serrin, come on, you're next. Let's go. 198 00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:40,250 -Are you okay? -Yeah. (GROANS) 199 00:11:40,375 --> 00:11:42,750 -The coach hit you. -Asshole. 200 00:11:43,375 --> 00:11:45,000 -SERRIN: Ow! -Let's get out of here. 201 00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:46,417 COACH: Walk it off. 202 00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:48,792 FLOYD: I got a surprise for you, buddy. 203 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:51,750 -Where the hell we going? -Right on time for the floor show. 204 00:11:59,917 --> 00:12:02,625 -Can we come in? -It's 20 bucks. 205 00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:06,083 -You said $10. -In five seconds, it goes up to $30. 206 00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:07,792 (SIGHS) God! 207 00:12:11,625 --> 00:12:13,125 Come on, let's go. 208 00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:14,542 -For one. -What? 209 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:15,875 -What? -Go! You owe me! 210 00:12:15,959 --> 00:12:17,625 I want instant recall! 211 00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:19,125 Rent-a-cop! 212 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:21,875 -Excuse me, sir. -Come on, let's move. 213 00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:23,834 Sir, I don't know where we're going. 214 00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:28,000 It should be empty now. You got two minutes. You go right into the cage. 215 00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:30,125 You get busted, you do not know me. 216 00:12:35,291 --> 00:12:37,750 Go on in. You don't have all day. Move. 217 00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:40,750 Go! 218 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,417 (SHOWERS RUNNING) 219 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,333 (DOOR LOCKS) 220 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:13,917 (GIRLS CHATTING) 221 00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:20,834 (GASPS) 222 00:13:23,083 --> 00:13:24,083 (SIGHS) 223 00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:36,333 GIRL: Can I borrow your brush? 224 00:13:39,834 --> 00:13:41,875 -GIRL: Yeah. Here it is. -GIRL 2: Oh, great, thanks. 225 00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:06,333 (SIGHS) 226 00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:09,542 (DOOR OPENS) 227 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,583 P.E. TEACHER: Five minutes! 228 00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:13,917 (DOOR CLOSES) 229 00:14:15,041 --> 00:14:16,417 Did you get a good look? 230 00:14:19,417 --> 00:14:22,417 Hey, hold up. Wish I could, my brother, but, uh... 231 00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:23,792 You know how it is, right? 232 00:14:23,917 --> 00:14:26,959 Maybe we can hang out sometime, troll for some skank or... 233 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,792 -Skank for some troll or something? -What? 234 00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:35,417 What's up with Maggie Carter? 235 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,166 Hey, yeah, man, what's up with that little sassy? 236 00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:40,458 Why do you ask? 237 00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:43,792 -Maybe I'm interested. -In Maggie Carter? 238 00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:47,000 Trust me, I've known her my whole life. She's not your type. 239 00:14:47,542 --> 00:14:51,000 Well, actually, Grant's not yours either, but I could hook you up. 240 00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:52,875 Homestyle's got the hookup. 241 00:14:53,834 --> 00:14:55,291 Who says I'm into Ashley Grant? 242 00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:56,792 Oh, come on. 243 00:14:56,917 --> 00:14:58,834 I've seen you checking her out all year. 244 00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:00,750 Just thought I could help you out. 245 00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:02,208 All right, what's the catch? 246 00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:04,208 Why does there got to be a catch? 247 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:07,083 Well, I don't know. Maybe because you haven't said dick to me in four years, 248 00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:08,583 and suddenly you're trying to help me out. 249 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,834 You're right. I don't know you. You don't know me. 250 00:15:12,542 --> 00:15:16,375 But prom's coming up. I'm into Maggie, you're into Ashley. 251 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,041 She ever mention me? 252 00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:19,625 No. 253 00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:20,750 Bitch. 254 00:15:20,834 --> 00:15:23,083 So what makes you think I have a chance in hell with her then? 255 00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:26,917 You don't, but Ashley's my cousin, and I can help you. 256 00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:30,000 -Same goes for me with Maggie. -I don't know. 257 00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:33,625 Why Maggie? You could date any girl in this school. 258 00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:36,458 But Maggie's special. I can tell. 259 00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:41,708 What do you say? You be me, and I'll be you. 260 00:15:43,417 --> 00:15:45,375 ASHLEY: Chris. 261 00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:48,750 I need to talk to you. 262 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,208 Deal. 263 00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:53,417 Deal. 264 00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:55,291 Do you know what this means? 265 00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:58,625 I mean, you're validating our entire species here. 266 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,583 I'm serious. This is like Lyle Lovett and Julia Roberts. 267 00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:04,041 -Floyd... -Quasimodo and the Notre Dame chick. 268 00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:05,667 -Tommy Lee and... -Everybody. 269 00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:07,750 Yeah! Of course, he's somewhat gifted. 270 00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:10,583 Studies show that 84% of all women polled, 271 00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:12,250 prefer technique to physical size. 272 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:14,750 Don't tell me you can't grasp the greatness of this. 273 00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:16,291 You compared me to the hunchback. 274 00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:18,667 Next to Ashley Grant, you kind of are. 275 00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:20,500 I'd like to hunch her back! 276 00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,834 CHRIS: Ashley's gonna love this. 277 00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:24,959 -RYAN: I can't send her that. -(HITS ENTER KEY) 278 00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:27,417 -You just did. -No. She's gonna hate me, man. 279 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:30,417 -Hey, exactly. -I sent Maggie poetry from you. 280 00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:34,250 Listen, every guy in school wants to say something nice to Ashley Grant. 281 00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:37,583 Big deal. You gotta stand out, be different. 282 00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:41,333 -Yeah, but, "your hair looks butch?" -Yeah. 283 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,667 Look, it will work. 284 00:16:42,917 --> 00:16:44,917 Hey, Ryan, your mom's heading this way. 285 00:16:46,041 --> 00:16:48,708 Cosmo, get your hand off the frickin' dick. 286 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,583 Don't worry, man. GIRL: Hey, Chris. 287 00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:52,959 -Hey, girls. -Who are your friends? 288 00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:54,417 Uh, you know Brian? 289 00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:57,458 -Uh, that's Ryan. -Yeah, I think so. 290 00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:00,125 -You're new, right? -No, I've been around. 291 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:03,083 Oh, right. Yeah, I've seen you. 292 00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:04,542 -COSMO: Whoa! -(YELLING) 293 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,041 (GIRL SCREAMS) 294 00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:08,959 -Where you been, C-man? -With Brian. 295 00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:11,083 That's Ryan. That's me. 296 00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:13,083 -Do you know about the party? -CHRIS: That's right. 297 00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:15,583 Ashley Grant's, 9:00. Be there. 298 00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:18,083 -Stop it. Bye, Brian. -Bye. Bye. 299 00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:19,834 -Bye, Brian. -Bye, Brian. 300 00:17:19,917 --> 00:17:21,125 Bye, Brian. 301 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,542 Hey, bring someone, huh? 302 00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:26,083 Hey, good hanging with you guys. 303 00:17:26,834 --> 00:17:29,583 -CHRIS: Hey, wait up. -Good going, Brian. 304 00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:32,166 -I gotta go find Maggie. -Sweet! 305 00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:33,875 We got ourselves an occasion. 306 00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:37,458 (SIGHS) The things I do for you. 307 00:17:38,834 --> 00:17:41,333 You realize we're gonna be the biggest idiots in there. 308 00:17:41,792 --> 00:17:44,417 FLOYD: We're here! Thanks, Dad! 309 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:45,583 DAD: See you, Floyd! 310 00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:47,250 -No, we won't. -(SHRIEKING) 311 00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:51,250 Excuse my tardiness. I had to kill a man. 312 00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:54,000 Cosmo, what the hell are you wearing? 313 00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:56,208 Floyd said to dress up. 314 00:17:58,792 --> 00:18:00,000 (SCOFFS) 315 00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:03,792 -I look good, right? -Yeah. 316 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,083 (LAUGHING) 317 00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:06,166 (WHOOPING) 318 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:07,250 Yeah! 319 00:18:08,417 --> 00:18:11,250 -Hey, Uncle Floyd's in the house! -Whoo-hoo! 320 00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:14,792 FLOYD: We're in. 321 00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:17,834 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 322 00:18:23,917 --> 00:18:25,458 Smells like teen spirit, huh? 323 00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:27,291 Drinks! (WHOOPS) 324 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,083 COSMO: Yeah, yeah. 325 00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:32,959 MAGGIE: Is this what you had in mind? 326 00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:35,083 Yes. (LAUGHS) 327 00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:42,834 Darn. That's what I was gonna wear. 328 00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:09,750 (ALL CHATTERING) 329 00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:26,000 Care to dance? 330 00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,625 (MUFFLED RESPONSE) 331 00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:37,500 Go ahead. 332 00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:39,667 That's okay. 333 00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:41,583 Why not? 334 00:19:42,542 --> 00:19:44,208 He's gotta take a shit. 335 00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,417 (FLOYD LAUGHING) 336 00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:50,083 Ashley, you see Ashley, I have... Ashley, I don't know... 337 00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:51,375 Do you know what? 338 00:20:06,417 --> 00:20:08,208 What's he all dressed up for? 339 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,250 Uh, his mom died. 340 00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:14,417 Earlier today. 341 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,375 Ladies, sit tight. 342 00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:23,542 (WHOOPING) 343 00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:25,125 Oh, yeah! 344 00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:27,917 (FLOYD WHOOPING) 345 00:20:32,792 --> 00:20:34,542 GIRL: So she says, "True or False?" 346 00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:36,917 And I said, "Hello, news flash. 347 00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:39,083 "If you have to ask, false." 348 00:20:39,208 --> 00:20:41,417 -She's such a liar. -(GASPS) So the liar. 349 00:20:41,542 --> 00:20:44,000 GIRL: And then she said, "I can't believe you're acting like this." 350 00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:46,667 And I said, "I can't believe you're dressing like this." 351 00:20:48,041 --> 00:20:49,917 -Marnie, is that my dress? -No. 352 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,667 She knows you're here, she wants to talk. 353 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:55,500 It's all good. I'm on this. 354 00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:58,750 MARNIE: Sloane got drunk and made out with that hairy guy. 355 00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:00,166 SLOANE: You're lying! 356 00:21:00,834 --> 00:21:02,792 MARNIE: You know you made out with him. 357 00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:05,250 Oh, okay, whatever, Marnie, all right. 358 00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:08,083 Ashley? Hi. 359 00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:13,834 -Did you get my e-mail? -(GASPS) oh, my god, was that you? 360 00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:15,667 -Yeah. -(GASPS) 361 00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:18,375 (GASPS) Oh. 362 00:21:21,917 --> 00:21:23,625 -Hey. -Hey. 363 00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:25,708 Did you get my words? 364 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,083 Poetry. 365 00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:30,542 -I didn't know you had it in you. -A little surprise. 366 00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:31,708 You liked it, huh? 367 00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:35,208 -I mean... -Pretty freaky stuff. Get you hot? 368 00:21:40,417 --> 00:21:41,583 What? 369 00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:44,583 -Oh, man, that was whack. -Jesus. 370 00:21:44,834 --> 00:21:46,208 Hey, Chris. 371 00:21:48,417 --> 00:21:49,792 Thanks for your help. 372 00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:53,083 Yeah, like Carter really liked your crap. You see what just happened? 373 00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:56,542 -People saw that. -Well, damn, man, you're too cocky. 374 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,417 -What? -I saw you groping her. 375 00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:01,250 Look, it doesn't matter what I write, Maggie's not gonna go for that. 376 00:22:01,375 --> 00:22:03,750 She volunteers at a nursing home, for god's sake. 377 00:22:03,834 --> 00:22:06,583 -Ew, why? -You see, that's what I'm talking about. 378 00:22:06,834 --> 00:22:09,625 Well, Grant isn't exactly all hot for you either, okay? 379 00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:13,458 Oh, see, that's great. You know the idea was "Ryan impresses Ashley," 380 00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:15,250 not "Ryan depresses Ashley." 381 00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,250 FLOYD: "Ryan gets pickle in Ashley," 382 00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:19,125 not "Ashley gets Ryan in pickle." 383 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:26,041 Look, man, chicks dig assholes. Okay? 384 00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:29,458 I mean, check out Stu and Harris. 385 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:33,375 -(FIRECRACKERS EXPLODING) -(GIRLS SCREAMING) 386 00:22:33,458 --> 00:22:35,250 They're both gonna get laid tonight. 387 00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:37,583 -(FIRECRACKERS CONTINUE) -(SCREAMING CONTINUES) 388 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,166 Come on, I'll show you. Let's find Ashley. 389 00:22:41,542 --> 00:22:43,917 (BICKERING) 390 00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:47,250 Remember in grade school when you always picked on the girl you liked? 391 00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:49,291 It's kind of like that. 392 00:22:49,583 --> 00:22:51,583 Some girls are just insecure. 393 00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:54,417 You're saying Ashley Grant is insecure? 394 00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:57,417 Oh, she's the head cheerleader of insecurity. 395 00:22:57,708 --> 00:22:59,917 And if I treat her bad, she'll go for it? 396 00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:01,583 Absolutely. 397 00:23:02,125 --> 00:23:04,417 Come on, that doesn't make any sense. 398 00:23:04,875 --> 00:23:06,667 You've dated how many of these girls? 399 00:23:08,708 --> 00:23:10,375 That's what I thought. 400 00:23:10,542 --> 00:23:11,959 Now check out Grant. 401 00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:13,834 -GUY: Ashley. -Hi. 402 00:23:13,917 --> 00:23:17,000 Simple question. Do you want her or not? 403 00:23:17,250 --> 00:23:18,959 -Well, yeah, but... -Okay. 404 00:23:19,083 --> 00:23:20,417 (SCREAMS) 405 00:23:21,959 --> 00:23:23,875 There you go. Now you're in the game. 406 00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:27,667 (GASPS) you asshole! 407 00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:29,458 (GUY CHUCKLING) 408 00:23:30,542 --> 00:23:31,542 (GASPS) 409 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:35,125 Whoo! I got something for you! 410 00:23:35,625 --> 00:23:37,917 -(LAUGHING) -(SCREAMING) 411 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:41,708 -(FIRECRACKERS EXPLODING) -(GIRLS SCREAMING) 412 00:23:42,708 --> 00:23:44,625 Oh, forget it. I'm out of here. 413 00:23:44,875 --> 00:23:46,583 -(SCREAMING) -(FIRECRACKER EXPLODES) 414 00:23:47,917 --> 00:23:51,750 How could you have done this? This was cashmere! 415 00:23:51,875 --> 00:23:53,125 How could you do that? 416 00:23:53,375 --> 00:23:55,417 -Because I'm an asshole? -(SNARLNG) 417 00:23:56,625 --> 00:23:58,083 Move, jerk! 418 00:23:58,250 --> 00:23:59,250 Asshole! 419 00:23:59,458 --> 00:24:02,166 What are you doing, man? Those chicks were digging us! 420 00:24:04,875 --> 00:24:06,708 -Him. Yeah, that loser. -Him. 421 00:24:07,041 --> 00:24:09,542 -Kick his ass. -Want to see the rest of the house? 422 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:23,834 This isn't working. 423 00:24:24,166 --> 00:24:25,542 Sure, it is. 424 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:30,083 Grant asked me 20 times if I thought the e-mail guy was right about her hair. 425 00:24:32,792 --> 00:24:36,208 Look, even if everything you said is true, I don't want to be mean to her. 426 00:24:36,291 --> 00:24:39,000 Right, seeing as how she's so sweet to you. 427 00:24:39,583 --> 00:24:42,708 Listen, you know what Ashley said to me today? 428 00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:45,583 She's looking for something special. 429 00:24:45,959 --> 00:24:48,667 And I can get you there. You can be that guy for her. 430 00:24:48,792 --> 00:24:51,250 You just have to help me be that guy for Maggie. 431 00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:06,542 (DOOR OPENING) 432 00:25:07,417 --> 00:25:09,750 (SIGHS) I thought I was being abducted. 433 00:25:10,083 --> 00:25:11,458 Hey, how come you bagged on the party? 434 00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:14,542 Well, you know, I had better things to do. Like sleep. 435 00:25:14,667 --> 00:25:16,333 -You should try it. -(LAUGHS) 436 00:25:17,542 --> 00:25:19,000 So I talked to Chris Campbell. 437 00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:21,083 Um, I bet that was educational. 438 00:25:21,291 --> 00:25:25,083 Actually, it was. He's not that bad once you get past the jock stuff. 439 00:25:26,583 --> 00:25:27,875 He asked about you. 440 00:25:27,959 --> 00:25:30,625 Yeah, I got some goofy e-mail from him. 441 00:25:30,834 --> 00:25:35,750 You didn't like it? I mean, uh... Did you write him back? 442 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,583 -Be serious. -Why not? 443 00:25:38,667 --> 00:25:40,708 You haven't been on a date in like forever. 444 00:25:40,917 --> 00:25:43,333 You think I enjoy asking you to prom? 445 00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:45,417 Hanging out with you and the guys every weekend? 446 00:25:45,583 --> 00:25:47,041 I thought you liked hanging out with us. 447 00:25:47,125 --> 00:25:50,291 Yeah, some weekends. Okay, some. 448 00:25:50,625 --> 00:25:55,250 Okay, then e-mail him. Why not send him the famous Maggie Carter soul quiz? 449 00:25:55,375 --> 00:25:57,583 -Right, that would be good for a laugh. -Maybe. 450 00:25:57,750 --> 00:25:59,667 -Night. -But maybe he'll ace it. 451 00:26:00,375 --> 00:26:03,667 And then you won't have to spend another miserable weekend with me. 452 00:26:04,041 --> 00:26:05,917 You know what I meant. 453 00:26:06,667 --> 00:26:08,667 Yeah, I know. 454 00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:22,291 -Good morning. -What's up? 455 00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:25,583 -You guys get dressed in the dark? -It's mismatch day. 456 00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:27,542 Oh, so maybe I should go home and change. 457 00:26:27,625 --> 00:26:30,959 (CHUCKLES) You and Ashley Grant, I think that's your mismatch, buddy. 458 00:26:31,166 --> 00:26:32,583 Opposites do attract. 459 00:26:32,667 --> 00:26:34,542 -Thanks, Cosmo. -Probably not that opposite. 460 00:26:34,625 --> 00:26:35,625 (FLOYD LAUGHS) 461 00:26:37,417 --> 00:26:41,583 Hey, hey, Brian, Carter sent me like this midterm, you know? 462 00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:43,792 -Questions. -I know. It's a soul quiz. 463 00:26:43,917 --> 00:26:47,166 It's movies, books, music. If you pass that, you're a new man. 464 00:26:47,291 --> 00:26:49,625 -Famous. -Of course, there is one small hitch. 465 00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:53,041 I mean, you do realize Ashley Grant hates me. 466 00:26:56,166 --> 00:26:57,750 P.E. TEACHER: Clear the pool! 467 00:26:58,208 --> 00:27:00,875 Man, she doesn't hate you. She's confused by you. 468 00:27:01,083 --> 00:27:02,834 She's trying to act like she doesn't care, 469 00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:06,417 but, believe me, Brian, she cares more than you think. 470 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:09,000 She just can't figure you out. It's driving her nuts. 471 00:27:09,250 --> 00:27:12,250 You're this "new guy" Brian, who's not into her for some reason. 472 00:27:12,458 --> 00:27:13,917 But I'm not Brian. 473 00:27:14,083 --> 00:27:15,834 -Hey, Brian. -Hi, Brian. 474 00:27:15,917 --> 00:27:16,959 Hi. 475 00:27:17,750 --> 00:27:19,166 There they are! 476 00:27:20,291 --> 00:27:22,917 -Step off. What a doofus. -(GIRLS LAUGHING) 477 00:27:23,041 --> 00:27:25,083 You're hot. What's up, dudes? 478 00:27:26,083 --> 00:27:27,041 Who's the gerbil? 479 00:27:27,125 --> 00:27:29,583 I'm Floyd. You know, Ryan's friend. 480 00:27:30,125 --> 00:27:32,041 The chicks want me. See you. 481 00:27:35,291 --> 00:27:37,250 CHRIS: Come on. You got a soul quiz to take. 482 00:27:37,375 --> 00:27:38,875 (TYPING) 483 00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:45,000 Do you want to see what I'm writing? 484 00:27:45,208 --> 00:27:47,250 No, man, just make me look good, huh? 485 00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:48,667 Not too cocky. 486 00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:50,250 (CHRIS EXHALES) 487 00:27:50,375 --> 00:27:51,667 (GRUNTING) 488 00:27:51,750 --> 00:27:54,333 (CHRIS COUNTING IN SPANISH) 489 00:27:54,542 --> 00:27:55,917 Is everything okay? 490 00:27:56,708 --> 00:27:59,333 The last book he read was Nine Stories. 491 00:27:59,708 --> 00:28:02,667 -Salinger. Wow. -It gets worse. 492 00:28:02,917 --> 00:28:06,333 The Beastie Boys, the Eels and old Cheap Trick. 493 00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:07,542 He aced it. 494 00:28:10,083 --> 00:28:11,375 Movies? 495 00:28:11,542 --> 00:28:14,667 Stripes, Casablanca and anything by Monty Python. 496 00:28:14,875 --> 00:28:16,750 -Well, that's great. -No, it's not. 497 00:28:16,875 --> 00:28:19,750 It's horrible. (SCOFFS) Chris Campbell. 498 00:28:19,834 --> 00:28:21,417 Maggie, it's not that bad. 499 00:28:21,583 --> 00:28:25,542 "Not that bad"? Man, he's gorgeous. What am I gonna do? 500 00:28:25,917 --> 00:28:28,583 -You mean after tonight's double date? -Not a chance. 501 00:28:28,834 --> 00:28:29,792 Why not? 502 00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:31,166 Because as far as I can see, 503 00:28:31,250 --> 00:28:33,583 there is nothing special about this person. 504 00:28:33,750 --> 00:28:36,583 -Well, that's what he said about you. -(GASPS) He did not. 505 00:28:36,708 --> 00:28:39,250 I'm serious. He said those things. 506 00:28:39,583 --> 00:28:41,041 He really likes you, okay? 507 00:28:42,166 --> 00:28:46,041 It's just one date. Trust me. 508 00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:47,750 Trust me. 509 00:29:03,917 --> 00:29:06,000 (PHONE RINGING) 510 00:29:09,583 --> 00:29:10,583 Hello. 511 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,917 When any chick goes on a talk show 512 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,583 with her fiance and has a deep, dark secret, 513 00:29:15,667 --> 00:29:18,583 has it ever been anything other than "I'm really a man"? 514 00:29:19,083 --> 00:29:22,750 I mean seriously, I mean your fiance invites you on TV to tell you something, 515 00:29:22,834 --> 00:29:26,000 -she's packing sausage. -Come on, man. I gotta get ready. 516 00:29:26,083 --> 00:29:28,083 I know. Listen, that's why I'm calling. 517 00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:29,750 Uh, be careful tonight. 518 00:29:29,875 --> 00:29:32,041 Maybe pat her down before you get in the car, 519 00:29:32,125 --> 00:29:33,458 -you know just to be sure. -(PHONE BEEPS) 520 00:29:33,583 --> 00:29:34,917 All right, hold on, I've got another call. 521 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,583 -So what? Let it go. -It might be Chris. 522 00:29:37,667 --> 00:29:39,917 -FLOYD: Inbreed! -Hello? 523 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,875 I'm sorry, Ryan. I can't do this. 524 00:29:41,959 --> 00:29:44,083 -(SIGHS) I'm calling Chris. -What? 525 00:29:44,458 --> 00:29:47,500 -Maggie, you have to. -It just doesn't feel right. 526 00:29:47,708 --> 00:29:50,208 What doesn't feel right? He passed the soul quiz. 527 00:29:50,291 --> 00:29:53,166 -Ryan... Maggie, I need your help. 528 00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:55,834 No, you don't. You're gonna be fine. 529 00:29:57,417 --> 00:29:58,542 Sorry. (HANGS UP) 530 00:29:58,625 --> 00:30:01,250 (DIAL TONE) 531 00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:04,333 (PHONE RINGING) 532 00:30:04,625 --> 00:30:07,125 -Yeah? -What kind of mongrel leaves a guy on call-waiting? 533 00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:08,750 Floyd, I can't, I gotta go. 534 00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:10,417 (SIGHS) 535 00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:13,417 Oh, hey, Cosmo says to check for an Adam's apple, all right? 536 00:30:14,667 --> 00:30:16,542 (PHONE RINGING) 537 00:30:20,875 --> 00:30:22,291 -Talk. -Hey, Chris? 538 00:30:22,417 --> 00:30:24,417 -That's me. -Hey, it's Maggie. 539 00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:28,583 -Hey, Maggie. -Um, listen, I'm calling you about tonight. 540 00:30:28,792 --> 00:30:30,542 (DIALING PHONE) 541 00:30:30,917 --> 00:30:33,583 Yeah, yeah... Can you hold on one second? 542 00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:35,208 -Yeah. -Okay. 543 00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:37,375 -(BUTTONS BEEPING) -Talk. 544 00:30:37,458 --> 00:30:38,583 Maggie's gonna call you. Don't answer. 545 00:30:38,667 --> 00:30:41,917 -I already did. -Shit. She wants to cancel the date. 546 00:30:42,583 --> 00:30:44,750 (SIGHS) The soul quiz? 547 00:30:44,917 --> 00:30:47,500 She liked all that stuff, okay. I don't know what happened. 548 00:30:47,583 --> 00:30:49,917 -You know maybe she's nervous. -Nervous stomach? 549 00:30:50,041 --> 00:30:53,166 -Yeah. -Yeah, probably the pill. 550 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,792 All right, put me on hold, and I'll try to talk you through this. 551 00:30:57,917 --> 00:31:00,250 But you're gonna have to keep coming back to me, okay? 552 00:31:02,375 --> 00:31:06,083 Let's start with, "I was really looking forward to seeing you tonight. 553 00:31:06,250 --> 00:31:09,000 "We seem to have a lot in common." Yadda-yadda. 554 00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:12,333 No, I don't think "bitch, we had plans" will work. 555 00:31:12,583 --> 00:31:15,250 -Hold on. -(BUTTONS BEEPING) 556 00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:19,000 -Maggie? -(DIALING) 557 00:31:19,458 --> 00:31:21,750 -CHRIS: Uh, sorry about the wait. -It's cool. 558 00:31:22,458 --> 00:31:23,583 -So... -(PHONE BEEPS) 559 00:31:24,041 --> 00:31:26,333 Great. Now that's my other line. Can you hold on a second? 560 00:31:28,041 --> 00:31:30,834 -What happened? -Oh, my god! Your mom fell down the stairs! 561 00:31:31,083 --> 00:31:32,875 -What? -Mrs. Carter, are you okay? 562 00:31:33,417 --> 00:31:36,041 (GROANS) Hey, Chris, can I call you back? 563 00:31:37,333 --> 00:31:39,458 (DIALING PHONE QUICKLY) 564 00:31:40,583 --> 00:31:42,667 -(SIGHS) -(PHONE RINGS) 565 00:31:42,917 --> 00:31:45,083 -Talk. -RYAN: Okay, I just bought us a few seconds. 566 00:31:45,542 --> 00:31:47,250 Dude, you let her go. She's not going. 567 00:31:47,333 --> 00:31:49,625 She is going. Tell her you need to talk to a friend tonight. 568 00:31:50,083 --> 00:31:52,458 -Why? -You're depressed. Your grades suck. 569 00:31:52,583 --> 00:31:53,959 (SNAPS FINGERS) Your father's on crack. 570 00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:56,708 -My dad played pro football. -Perfect! 571 00:31:56,875 --> 00:31:58,417 All right, you're getting your ass kicked for that. 572 00:31:58,542 --> 00:32:00,792 MAGGIE: I don't know what your problem is, Ryan. 573 00:32:02,542 --> 00:32:03,583 Okay, she's back. 574 00:32:03,708 --> 00:32:06,667 -(DIALING) -Now, don't screw this up. 575 00:32:06,792 --> 00:32:09,208 -(PHONE RINGING) -Hold on. 576 00:32:09,875 --> 00:32:11,458 -(BUTTON BEEPS) -Hello. 577 00:32:11,708 --> 00:32:12,959 -Sorry. -MAGGIE: Sorry. 578 00:32:13,583 --> 00:32:17,166 Hello? Chris? Chris, are you there? 579 00:32:18,166 --> 00:32:19,166 I... 580 00:32:19,750 --> 00:32:22,250 (IMMITATING CHRIS) Yeah, I'm here. 581 00:32:23,917 --> 00:32:24,917 Baby. 582 00:32:25,542 --> 00:32:27,750 Are you okay? 'Cause you sound kind of different. 583 00:32:28,125 --> 00:32:29,542 Yeah, well, um... 584 00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:33,750 Oh, yeah, see, um... 585 00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:37,917 The, uh, battery's running low on my wireless, so I have to put you on speaker. 586 00:32:38,208 --> 00:32:40,125 -Can you hang on? -Okay. 587 00:32:43,166 --> 00:32:44,250 (PHONE BEEPS) 588 00:32:46,375 --> 00:32:47,542 Just a second. 589 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,125 RYAN: Okay. 590 00:32:53,750 --> 00:32:56,083 (VOCAL PITCH LOWERING) Sorry about that. Can you hear me now? 591 00:32:56,583 --> 00:33:00,041 Yeah, sort of. Listen, I hope you're not sick. 592 00:33:00,291 --> 00:33:04,708 Well, you know, I'm sick about this not happening. 593 00:33:05,667 --> 00:33:07,959 I mean, I know I'm a jock. 594 00:33:09,250 --> 00:33:13,500 I'm brainless, conceited, in love with myself. 595 00:33:14,750 --> 00:33:16,417 At least, that's how you must see me. 596 00:33:17,667 --> 00:33:20,417 But, uh, let me tell you how I see you. 597 00:33:23,166 --> 00:33:26,583 The you I see has a big heart. 598 00:33:28,583 --> 00:33:33,000 She's smart, fun to hang around with, and doesn't take my shit. 599 00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:36,583 And I like that. 600 00:33:39,125 --> 00:33:41,875 I like that you look nervous sometimes for no reason. 601 00:33:42,917 --> 00:33:44,333 And when you do, you bite your lip. 602 00:33:46,375 --> 00:33:49,750 I like that you probably rifled through your closet tonight 603 00:33:50,667 --> 00:33:52,583 and settled with what you started out with. 604 00:33:55,917 --> 00:33:57,083 I like your smile. 605 00:33:58,750 --> 00:34:01,750 You know, I don't usually talk this way, but, uh... 606 00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:08,000 I think being with you wouldn't be irrelevant. 607 00:34:09,083 --> 00:34:10,291 You know what I'm saying? 608 00:34:10,834 --> 00:34:13,000 Or maybe I should just stop with all this weak shit. 609 00:34:13,417 --> 00:34:14,583 No, it's nice. 610 00:34:14,917 --> 00:34:17,041 Oh, all right. 611 00:34:18,917 --> 00:34:20,083 (CLEARS THROAT) 612 00:34:20,583 --> 00:34:23,458 So let's do this, huh? You know, no pressure. 613 00:34:23,917 --> 00:34:27,500 We'll go hang out, the four of us, get to know each other. 614 00:34:27,583 --> 00:34:30,625 -We could talk, maybe... -Swap some spit. 615 00:34:33,458 --> 00:34:35,708 -Okay. -Famous! 616 00:34:36,083 --> 00:34:38,750 -What? -I said, uh, thank you. 617 00:34:41,625 --> 00:34:42,834 (ENDS CALL) 618 00:34:43,417 --> 00:34:44,458 (SIGHS) 619 00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:46,375 Whoo! 620 00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:51,250 (PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING) 621 00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:53,458 Oh, yeah. 622 00:34:53,583 --> 00:34:55,375 ♪ Hey, do it 623 00:34:59,041 --> 00:35:02,333 ♪ Once I was a boogie singer 624 00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:07,083 ♪ Playing in a rock and roll band ♪ 625 00:35:07,208 --> 00:35:08,333 (PLAYS ALONG ON ACCORDION) 626 00:35:08,417 --> 00:35:10,750 ♪ Yeah, there was dancin' and singin' 627 00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:12,959 ♪ And movin' to the groovin' 628 00:35:13,083 --> 00:35:15,125 ♪ And just when it hit me 629 00:35:15,291 --> 00:35:17,583 ♪ Somebody turned around and shouted 630 00:35:17,708 --> 00:35:20,917 ♪ Play that funky music white boy 631 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:26,750 ♪ Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die 632 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,083 ♪ Till you die 633 00:35:30,125 --> 00:35:31,417 ♪ Hell yeah ♪ 634 00:35:34,375 --> 00:35:37,083 (RIDERS SCREAMING) 635 00:35:39,041 --> 00:35:40,917 (CLAMORING) 636 00:35:42,208 --> 00:35:44,208 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 637 00:35:47,542 --> 00:35:49,041 So, uh... 638 00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:51,291 You thirsty? 639 00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:52,917 Yeah, sure. 640 00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:56,125 Great. Um, why don't you get me one too, huh? 641 00:35:56,333 --> 00:36:01,333 (CHUCKLES) Hey, good one! That's funny. That's... No, we'll get it. Okay, Ashley? 642 00:36:01,417 --> 00:36:03,542 -Uh, okay. -Let's go. 643 00:36:06,959 --> 00:36:08,542 Jesus, I'm dying over there. 644 00:36:10,208 --> 00:36:12,250 Rejection, man. You gotta piss her off. 645 00:36:12,542 --> 00:36:15,583 -Tell her, her breath is rank. -No, I'm not telling her that. 646 00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:18,875 Whatever, man. I'm telling Carter she needs a tit job. 647 00:36:20,291 --> 00:36:22,834 I'm just pulling your dick. What do you want me to say? 648 00:36:23,291 --> 00:36:25,250 Why don't you just be the strong, silent type? 649 00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:28,083 If you decide to talk to her, be nice, all right? 650 00:36:28,250 --> 00:36:30,875 Tell her she looks nice. Tell her you like her outfit. 651 00:36:31,083 --> 00:36:34,750 Okay. You should probably tell Grant her ass looks big in those jeans. 652 00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:41,583 Uh, you look nice. I like your clothes. 653 00:36:42,417 --> 00:36:44,834 -Thanks. -You want some? 654 00:36:45,583 --> 00:36:48,583 Oh, my god, you guys, there's that octopus thing. Come on, Marge, there's no line. 655 00:36:54,917 --> 00:36:58,458 -Whoa. Sorry, cream puff. No beverages. -What? 656 00:36:58,875 --> 00:37:00,792 Oh, that's okay. I'll just wait and hold it. 657 00:37:02,458 --> 00:37:04,500 -(GULPING) -(LAUGHING) 658 00:37:05,542 --> 00:37:08,166 -(THROWS DOWN CUP) -Whew! Let's go. 659 00:37:09,750 --> 00:37:10,834 All right, tickets. 660 00:37:12,542 --> 00:37:13,583 Have a nice ride. 661 00:37:18,291 --> 00:37:19,834 Hey, midget man. 662 00:37:20,291 --> 00:37:22,041 Munchkin guy, make it go fast, all right? 663 00:37:27,125 --> 00:37:28,542 -MAN: Okay. -(SHOUTS) 664 00:37:31,542 --> 00:37:33,375 (ASHLEY WHOOPING) 665 00:37:34,083 --> 00:37:37,166 (WHOOPING) Yeah! 666 00:37:37,917 --> 00:37:39,917 (WHOOPING CONTINUES) 667 00:37:40,959 --> 00:37:42,291 (SHOUTING) 668 00:37:44,333 --> 00:37:45,875 (LAUGHING) 669 00:37:45,959 --> 00:37:47,041 Having a good time? 670 00:37:47,125 --> 00:37:48,250 -(GASPING) Yeah. -Whoo! 671 00:37:50,375 --> 00:37:52,250 (SHOUTING) Whoo-hoo! 672 00:37:54,417 --> 00:37:55,583 This is kind of fun. 673 00:37:55,917 --> 00:37:57,959 (SCREAMING) 674 00:37:58,083 --> 00:37:59,083 (RYAN LAUGHING) 675 00:37:59,750 --> 00:38:01,083 -(GAGGING) -RYAN: Yeah! 676 00:38:01,750 --> 00:38:03,208 -(WHOOPING) -(ASHLEY VOMITS) 677 00:38:03,291 --> 00:38:05,083 (ASHLEY GROANING) 678 00:38:07,917 --> 00:38:09,417 (CHUCKLES) Oops. 679 00:38:11,834 --> 00:38:14,208 Sorry. Yuck! 680 00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:15,792 (CHUCKLING) 681 00:38:18,041 --> 00:38:19,417 -Hi. -Hey. 682 00:38:19,583 --> 00:38:20,750 -(SIGHS) -Hey. 683 00:38:21,250 --> 00:38:23,500 -Did you throw up? -No, not exactly. 684 00:38:24,583 --> 00:38:26,417 -(CHUCKLING) -ASHLEY: Sorry, Bri. (GASPS) Lets go. 685 00:38:26,583 --> 00:38:29,291 -(CLEARS THROAT) -Hey, man, can I borrow your shirt? 686 00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:32,083 No way, man. I'll get cold. 687 00:38:32,875 --> 00:38:33,917 Hey, girls, wait up. 688 00:38:35,583 --> 00:38:37,875 (RIDERS SCREAMING) 689 00:38:40,583 --> 00:38:41,875 What do I gotta do to win a T-shirt? 690 00:38:41,959 --> 00:38:43,583 You break it, you rake it. 691 00:38:44,083 --> 00:38:46,750 Look, could you help me out, pal? I got puke all over my shirt. 692 00:38:47,417 --> 00:38:49,333 (LAUGHING) So? 693 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:57,250 -(BELL RINGING) -(CHEERING) 694 00:38:57,375 --> 00:38:58,417 Yeah! 695 00:38:58,834 --> 00:39:00,917 Let's go, kids! Who saw it? 696 00:39:01,041 --> 00:39:03,083 -Who saw it? -(CHEERING) 697 00:39:06,917 --> 00:39:10,208 (GIRLS LAUGHING) 698 00:39:16,542 --> 00:39:17,792 -He gave you his shirt? -(GROANS) 699 00:39:17,917 --> 00:39:19,542 A Ferris wheel. Let's go. 700 00:39:22,083 --> 00:39:23,959 What, man? She was cold. 701 00:39:24,750 --> 00:39:26,625 -God. -Hey, wait up, girls. 702 00:39:28,625 --> 00:39:30,750 -(GIRLS GIGGLING) -Cute shirt. 703 00:39:30,834 --> 00:39:32,333 Ah, thank you. 704 00:39:32,583 --> 00:39:36,458 Madge, who do you hang out with at Gilmore? Because I never see you around. 705 00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:39,125 -Mostly just Ryan. -Ryan? 706 00:39:39,750 --> 00:39:41,959 -Yeah. Ryan. -See, that's me. 707 00:39:42,291 --> 00:39:43,750 See, uh, Ryan's my last name. 708 00:39:44,125 --> 00:39:46,917 Wait, wait. Your name is Brian Ryan? 709 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,250 Uh, cruel parents. 710 00:39:49,083 --> 00:39:51,458 (COMPUTER WHIRRING) 711 00:39:56,750 --> 00:40:00,917 I've told you a million times. You've got to get a faster modem. 712 00:40:02,542 --> 00:40:05,250 ASHLEY: So, um, you know, you were right, that e-mail you sent me. 713 00:40:05,375 --> 00:40:09,166 -My hair looks terrible. -No, no, your hair doesn't look terrible. 714 00:40:10,250 --> 00:40:12,083 But it hides your eyes. 715 00:40:12,667 --> 00:40:14,250 You have really amazing eyes. 716 00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:18,083 Really pretty... Wandering... 717 00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:22,583 Besides, compared to your jeans, your hair is a work of art. 718 00:40:22,750 --> 00:40:25,041 So it's really great that you like the Eels. 719 00:40:25,208 --> 00:40:28,667 I mean, other than Ryan, I really don't know anyone else who likes them. 720 00:40:29,792 --> 00:40:32,708 -Uh-huh. -The Eels? 721 00:40:33,375 --> 00:40:34,917 Oh, yeah, yeah, uh... 722 00:40:35,875 --> 00:40:37,000 They're... 723 00:40:38,333 --> 00:40:39,583 Electric. 724 00:40:40,750 --> 00:40:41,708 (LAUGHS) 725 00:40:41,792 --> 00:40:45,083 I can't believe you don't like these jeans. They were really expensive. 726 00:40:45,708 --> 00:40:47,917 -Even worse. -Shut up! 727 00:40:49,875 --> 00:40:52,333 -It's the rhinestones, isn't it? -For starters. 728 00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:55,250 -Who else do you like? -Well, I like you. 729 00:41:00,417 --> 00:41:02,041 Mommy, can I have some cotton... 730 00:41:02,125 --> 00:41:03,250 (GROANS) 731 00:41:05,125 --> 00:41:06,875 Anything else you don't like about me? 732 00:41:06,959 --> 00:41:09,875 -I could do without those shoes. -What is wrong with my shoes? 733 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,583 -They're monstrous, bigfoot. -(GASPS) Shut up. 734 00:41:14,583 --> 00:41:15,917 I like that shirt. 735 00:41:20,667 --> 00:41:22,000 (WILL I FIND YOU PLAYING ON STEREO) 736 00:41:22,083 --> 00:41:25,083 -♪ Will I find you -♪ Will I find you 737 00:41:25,208 --> 00:41:27,250 ♪ Hanging on the edge of the crowd ♪ 738 00:41:27,333 --> 00:41:31,875 Sloane, you did not. (GASPS) Oh, my god. 739 00:41:31,959 --> 00:41:33,500 -Later, Chris. -See you, Brian. 740 00:41:33,583 --> 00:41:35,291 -I gotta go. -Bri. 741 00:41:41,625 --> 00:41:43,583 Well, thanks. 742 00:41:57,083 --> 00:41:59,417 -Bye. -Bye. 743 00:42:01,583 --> 00:42:02,917 Good night. 744 00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:09,875 Good night. 745 00:42:10,625 --> 00:42:12,083 Good night. 746 00:42:13,291 --> 00:42:15,458 -(ENGINE STARTING) -(RADIO BLARING) 747 00:42:16,625 --> 00:42:17,708 Good night. 748 00:42:20,583 --> 00:42:22,250 The things I do for you. 749 00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:24,792 -What, you didn't like him? -I don't know. 750 00:42:25,083 --> 00:42:28,208 -What's the problem? -I'm just not sure he has any heart. 751 00:42:33,708 --> 00:42:36,083 Okay, it's a beautiful spring day outside. 752 00:42:36,208 --> 00:42:38,250 Most of you are graduating soon, 753 00:42:38,333 --> 00:42:42,792 you've got your entire lives ahead of you, so let's talk about death. 754 00:42:43,166 --> 00:42:45,583 TEACHER: We all know lung cancer's a serious killer in this country, 755 00:42:45,667 --> 00:42:47,917 -What? -TEACHER: as is AIDS, leukemia and diabetes. 756 00:42:48,041 --> 00:42:50,000 -How'd I do last night? -TEACHER: But who can tell us what is... 757 00:42:50,083 --> 00:42:53,750 -Okay, I guess, but she says you don't have enough heart. -"Heart?" 758 00:42:54,083 --> 00:42:56,917 Thank you, Mr. Campbell. 759 00:42:57,417 --> 00:42:59,875 Heart disease is the correct answer. 760 00:43:00,291 --> 00:43:01,917 -Oh. -Nice. 761 00:43:02,834 --> 00:43:06,041 -Last year alone... -(SCHOOLBELL RINGING) 762 00:43:06,959 --> 00:43:09,750 TEACHER: Okay, make sure you finish chapter 14. 763 00:43:09,834 --> 00:43:13,417 I guess it could be worse. Grant doesn't think you have any stones. 764 00:43:13,875 --> 00:43:15,583 -What? She said that? -Yeah. 765 00:43:16,083 --> 00:43:18,542 But you're gonna play football with me and some of the guys today. 766 00:43:18,792 --> 00:43:21,667 -She'll be there? -Yeah. She loves it. 767 00:43:22,125 --> 00:43:23,875 We'll make you look great. 768 00:43:24,583 --> 00:43:26,542 Hey, man, is Ashley okay? 769 00:43:26,917 --> 00:43:28,792 She's a little different than I expected. 770 00:43:28,917 --> 00:43:31,208 What, did you go out with your dream girl, and you don't like her? 771 00:43:31,291 --> 00:43:33,333 No, it's not that. It's just... 772 00:43:34,083 --> 00:43:35,250 -Finger suck, good. -Yeah. 773 00:43:35,333 --> 00:43:36,583 Vomit shower, bad. 774 00:43:36,667 --> 00:43:38,333 Oh, she was nervous. 775 00:43:38,917 --> 00:43:41,834 She gets that way when she really, really likes somebody. 776 00:43:42,917 --> 00:43:45,458 -(LAUGHS) -Hey, you gonna play with us today or what? 777 00:43:45,917 --> 00:43:48,291 -Touch football, right? -Of course. 778 00:43:48,875 --> 00:43:49,875 (GRUNTING) 779 00:43:49,959 --> 00:43:51,250 (GROANS) 780 00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:52,542 (GIRLS GASP) 781 00:43:52,708 --> 00:43:54,041 (COUGHS) 782 00:43:54,917 --> 00:43:56,375 Get up, man. She's watching. 783 00:43:56,458 --> 00:43:59,875 Okay, time-out. Thought you said this was touch football. 784 00:44:02,542 --> 00:44:05,000 It is. These guys just touch hard. 785 00:44:05,208 --> 00:44:07,166 I am not doing this, okay? 786 00:44:07,333 --> 00:44:10,458 These guys are like some huge government experiment gone wrong. 787 00:44:10,625 --> 00:44:12,500 Come on. Grant's loving it. 788 00:44:21,542 --> 00:44:23,417 -GUYS: Yeah! -(GRUNTING) 789 00:44:24,041 --> 00:44:25,583 (RYAN YELPS) 790 00:44:26,083 --> 00:44:27,750 (GROANING) 791 00:44:27,875 --> 00:44:29,500 (SHUDDERS) 792 00:44:30,250 --> 00:44:31,458 RYAN: (MUFFLED) God. 793 00:44:32,125 --> 00:44:36,000 (RYAN GROANING) 794 00:44:38,417 --> 00:44:39,792 (LAUGHING) Ouch. 795 00:44:40,333 --> 00:44:41,542 CHRIS: Get up, man. 796 00:44:42,417 --> 00:44:44,750 I used to play a little ball back in the day. 797 00:44:46,083 --> 00:44:47,667 Back in what day? 798 00:44:50,166 --> 00:44:52,834 -Ready to end this thing, Brian? -Who the hell is Brian? 799 00:44:52,959 --> 00:44:57,708 Nice. Okay, you snap it to Brian. You follow me. 800 00:44:58,250 --> 00:44:59,875 -Ready? -ALL: break! 801 00:45:00,333 --> 00:45:01,417 Hut! 802 00:45:01,834 --> 00:45:03,708 (GRUNTING) 803 00:45:03,917 --> 00:45:06,250 -FLOYD: Go, baby. Go, baby! -Yeah! Go! 804 00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:08,625 (GRUNTING) 805 00:45:09,083 --> 00:45:10,959 -FLOYD: Go! Go, baby! -(GRUNTS) 806 00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:12,542 (GRUNTS) 807 00:45:13,417 --> 00:45:15,083 -Yeah! -(CHEERING) 808 00:45:16,542 --> 00:45:17,583 Yeah! 809 00:45:17,750 --> 00:45:19,291 (CHEERING) 810 00:45:19,417 --> 00:45:20,750 (CHEERING) 811 00:45:20,834 --> 00:45:22,083 CHRIS: All right, Brian! 812 00:45:22,542 --> 00:45:24,000 -Whoo! -(CHEERING) 813 00:45:24,250 --> 00:45:25,458 Yeah! (GROANS) 814 00:45:26,625 --> 00:45:27,834 Oh! 815 00:45:28,041 --> 00:45:30,750 Oh! Oh! That's cheating! 816 00:45:30,917 --> 00:45:32,041 (RYAN GROANS) 817 00:45:32,291 --> 00:45:33,250 Yeah! 818 00:45:33,375 --> 00:45:34,875 We're here for you, buddy. 819 00:45:36,250 --> 00:45:38,917 Hey, nice game. 820 00:45:39,208 --> 00:45:41,125 Pick me up tomorrow morning at 7:00. 821 00:45:42,208 --> 00:45:43,583 Okay. 822 00:45:44,708 --> 00:45:46,959 Well, I've done my part. 823 00:45:48,667 --> 00:45:50,375 Now let's go get me that heart. 824 00:45:54,417 --> 00:45:56,375 (SIGHS) what are we doing here? 825 00:45:56,458 --> 00:45:57,583 She wants heart. 826 00:45:57,667 --> 00:46:00,417 We'll give her heart. You want her to fall for you, right? 827 00:46:00,542 --> 00:46:03,083 Not like this. I mean these people smell. 828 00:46:03,458 --> 00:46:04,458 (SIGHS) 829 00:46:04,792 --> 00:46:08,417 -This better work. -Trust me, this will work. Okay? 830 00:46:12,208 --> 00:46:15,333 -Hey, what are you doing? -She's not eating it. 831 00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:18,083 Maggie's gonna be here any second. 832 00:46:18,583 --> 00:46:20,333 All right. Wait. 833 00:46:21,250 --> 00:46:22,583 -I give her the speech. -Yeah. 834 00:46:22,750 --> 00:46:25,083 If she digs it, then what? 835 00:46:25,166 --> 00:46:28,041 Then I don't know. Try talking to her. 836 00:46:28,417 --> 00:46:31,792 -Tell her how you feel. -See if she needs a lift home. 837 00:46:31,917 --> 00:46:34,542 -All right, I'll think of something. -Okay. 838 00:46:38,708 --> 00:46:41,417 She's coming. Put that Jell-O down! 839 00:46:43,750 --> 00:46:45,542 Hey, could you maybe... 840 00:46:45,625 --> 00:46:47,083 -(SPLASHING) -God, no. Shh! 841 00:46:51,625 --> 00:46:52,792 Chris? 842 00:46:53,166 --> 00:46:55,375 Hey, you work here too? 843 00:46:55,542 --> 00:46:58,125 Yeah. What are you doing here? 844 00:46:58,583 --> 00:46:59,792 I, uh... 845 00:47:00,750 --> 00:47:03,125 I like to come here from time to time, 846 00:47:03,291 --> 00:47:05,500 uh, to visit with the sickly and old. 847 00:47:07,250 --> 00:47:08,583 You think that's gay? 848 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,333 No, I think it's nice. 849 00:47:12,750 --> 00:47:14,667 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 850 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,625 Well, uh, that's what I do. 851 00:47:18,625 --> 00:47:21,500 -Who ate my Jell-O? -Pipe down, you old bag. 852 00:47:21,875 --> 00:47:23,917 -I want my Jell-O. -Fine. 853 00:47:25,041 --> 00:47:26,417 Brian, give me that Jell-O. 854 00:47:29,875 --> 00:47:32,083 MAN: Hey, that's my Jell-O. 855 00:47:32,250 --> 00:47:34,750 Here it comes. Mmm-mmm-mmm. 856 00:47:35,458 --> 00:47:37,667 I think it's sweet that you come here, Chris. 857 00:47:38,083 --> 00:47:40,625 -Mmm-hmm. -Don't you think it's sweet, Miss Simms? 858 00:47:40,875 --> 00:47:42,792 -Just heavenly. -Yeah. 859 00:47:43,375 --> 00:47:46,250 I have to go to the bathroom. Number two. 860 00:47:46,333 --> 00:47:48,375 Okay. You want me to take you to the bathroom? 861 00:47:48,458 --> 00:47:49,667 Uh, no. 862 00:47:50,417 --> 00:47:54,083 -You want Chris to take you to the bathroom? -That would be nice. 863 00:47:54,417 --> 00:47:57,250 -Do you mind? -I was hoping that she'd ask. 864 00:47:57,458 --> 00:47:59,083 (LAUGHS) 865 00:48:01,959 --> 00:48:03,333 Now, don't drop me. 866 00:48:04,083 --> 00:48:05,083 (CLEARS THROAT) 867 00:48:05,250 --> 00:48:06,750 -(GROANING) -(FARTING) 868 00:48:07,583 --> 00:48:10,166 -(CONTINUES FARTING) -(GASPING) 869 00:48:10,583 --> 00:48:12,000 -MISS SIMMS: Oh! -(THUDDING) 870 00:48:12,667 --> 00:48:15,166 -(MISS SIMMS BREATHING HEAVILY) -(SIGHS) 871 00:48:15,959 --> 00:48:17,291 (CHRIS CLEARS THROAT) 872 00:48:21,417 --> 00:48:24,041 Well, I guess this room's in good hands. 873 00:48:24,250 --> 00:48:25,875 -Yeah. -I should get going. 874 00:48:26,250 --> 00:48:27,917 Oh. Okay, uh... 875 00:48:28,750 --> 00:48:30,125 That is a really nice outfit. 876 00:48:30,333 --> 00:48:33,583 (MAN COUGHING) Ride home. Ride home. 877 00:48:33,750 --> 00:48:37,583 -Oh, do you want a ride home? -No, I have some stuff to do at the school theater. 878 00:48:37,875 --> 00:48:40,458 There's a school theater? Since when? 879 00:48:41,041 --> 00:48:44,000 I mean, uh... That's cool. I don't mind. 880 00:48:44,834 --> 00:48:46,250 -Okay. -Yeah. 881 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,917 -I'll meet you downstairs in like 15 minutes? -15 minutes. 882 00:48:50,166 --> 00:48:51,750 -Okay. -Okay. 883 00:48:53,750 --> 00:48:55,417 The theater. That's perfect. 884 00:48:56,083 --> 00:48:58,792 Yeah, right. Look, nobody better see me there. 885 00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:13,208 So, are you in a play or something? 886 00:49:13,583 --> 00:49:16,750 Me? No. I'm not much of a thespian. 887 00:49:16,917 --> 00:49:19,750 (SCOFFS) Yeah, well, I hope not, I mean... 888 00:49:20,041 --> 00:49:22,417 I'd really be wasting my time if you're only into chicks. 889 00:49:22,542 --> 00:49:23,750 (LAUGHS) 890 00:49:24,417 --> 00:49:26,667 So, um, do you like plays? 891 00:49:27,041 --> 00:49:29,917 Oh, yeah. Uh, we got this one, 892 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:34,417 it's a Power 41 Q.B. Follow. I fake it off to the halfback. 893 00:49:34,583 --> 00:49:36,792 -Then I crush skulls up the middle. -I meant... 894 00:49:37,458 --> 00:49:39,750 -Stage plays. -Yeah. 895 00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:43,750 -I was just joking. -(LAUGHS) 896 00:49:49,333 --> 00:49:52,000 (WHISPERING) Man, where have you been? I'm dying over here. 897 00:49:52,083 --> 00:49:53,417 -Will you help me out? -Shh. 898 00:49:53,542 --> 00:49:55,625 -MAGGIE: Hey, Chris. -Yeah? 899 00:49:56,083 --> 00:49:58,291 -Let me ask you something. -Okay. 900 00:49:58,750 --> 00:50:00,417 Why are you so interested in me? 901 00:50:01,208 --> 00:50:04,583 I mean, we don't really make sense as a couple, do we? 902 00:50:04,917 --> 00:50:08,375 Well, uh... Yeah, well, uh... 903 00:50:08,625 --> 00:50:11,959 (WHISPERING) Sometimes the best things in life don't make sense. 904 00:50:12,083 --> 00:50:14,792 Sometimes the best things in life don't make sense. 905 00:50:15,708 --> 00:50:17,208 Like rainbows. 906 00:50:17,291 --> 00:50:19,500 Like, uh, rainbows. 907 00:50:19,834 --> 00:50:21,166 And flowers that bloom in winter. 908 00:50:23,083 --> 00:50:25,250 Flowers blooming in the winter. 909 00:50:26,917 --> 00:50:30,125 Besides, I think you could help me to be a better person. 910 00:50:30,750 --> 00:50:33,417 CHRIS: Besides, uh, uh... 911 00:50:34,708 --> 00:50:38,083 Uh... I mean, um... 912 00:50:38,208 --> 00:50:41,083 I think you could help me be a better person, you know? 913 00:50:42,417 --> 00:50:43,792 How do you mean? 914 00:50:44,166 --> 00:50:45,583 Well, uh... 915 00:50:46,208 --> 00:50:49,417 -Um... -Like be grateful for what I have. 916 00:50:49,625 --> 00:50:51,917 Like be thankful for what I have. 917 00:50:52,333 --> 00:50:55,125 -Show some gratitude. -Show 'em some attitude! 918 00:50:55,291 --> 00:50:56,834 Gratitude. (SOUNDS OUT "G" SOUND) 919 00:50:56,917 --> 00:50:58,625 Gratitude. (SOUNDS OUT "G" SOUND) 920 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:12,750 -Wow, she's really beautiful. -You're really beautiful. 921 00:51:16,083 --> 00:51:17,625 What'd you say? 922 00:51:20,083 --> 00:51:22,417 Did you say that I look beautiful? 923 00:51:22,959 --> 00:51:24,417 Uh, yeah. 924 00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:27,834 Uh, just like a little flower. 925 00:51:29,625 --> 00:51:30,834 Mmm. 926 00:51:31,208 --> 00:51:33,458 Hasn't anyone ever told you you're beautiful? 927 00:51:35,125 --> 00:51:37,625 Hasn't anyone ever told you that you're beautiful? 928 00:51:38,917 --> 00:51:40,875 In a very different way than anyone else. 929 00:51:41,708 --> 00:51:43,834 In a very different way than anyone else. 930 00:52:15,333 --> 00:52:16,917 You know, I should be pissed at you. 931 00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:20,834 -You should be pissed at me? -For making me fall for Chris. 932 00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:23,917 He's great. 933 00:52:24,083 --> 00:52:26,458 I mean, he tries to put on this big jerky act. 934 00:52:27,917 --> 00:52:29,959 Then he has these amazing moments. 935 00:52:30,375 --> 00:52:33,834 -So he's okay? -Yeah, he's okay. 936 00:52:36,333 --> 00:52:39,083 You know, I can remember summer nights when I was younger, 937 00:52:39,959 --> 00:52:45,083 just lying in bed and listening to your father play the accordion for your mom. 938 00:52:45,750 --> 00:52:48,625 (PLAYING ACCORDION) 939 00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:51,917 Melt with you. It was her favorite. 940 00:52:52,834 --> 00:52:54,250 (CONTINUES PLAYING) 941 00:52:55,083 --> 00:52:58,583 I can remember feeling so safe and happy listening to that song. 942 00:53:00,375 --> 00:53:03,625 Just wondering if one day someone would be that good to me. 943 00:53:05,125 --> 00:53:07,750 You know, he used to say he played every note just for her. 944 00:53:08,917 --> 00:53:10,500 This feels so strange. 945 00:53:11,875 --> 00:53:13,625 You know, me and Chris... 946 00:53:14,750 --> 00:53:16,333 You and Ashley. 947 00:53:17,542 --> 00:53:20,375 It's almost like somebody messed with fate. (LAUGHS) 948 00:53:24,041 --> 00:53:25,875 I'm gonna call it a night. 949 00:53:32,291 --> 00:53:33,500 Hey, Ryan. 950 00:53:34,708 --> 00:53:36,792 He'd be proud of you, you know. 951 00:53:37,583 --> 00:53:38,792 Your father. 952 00:53:39,959 --> 00:53:41,291 Yeah. 953 00:53:47,834 --> 00:53:50,583 FLOYD: You guys want to check out my prom date finalists? 954 00:53:50,750 --> 00:53:52,625 Taylor and Cinnamon. 955 00:53:52,875 --> 00:53:54,417 -Whoa. -Hookers? 956 00:53:54,875 --> 00:53:57,792 Escorts. Their people tell me they're interested. 957 00:53:57,917 --> 00:54:00,708 -You talked to their pimp? -We prefer "broker." 958 00:54:00,917 --> 00:54:03,291 Floyd, you can't bring hookers to the prom. 959 00:54:03,917 --> 00:54:06,583 -No way, dude. -I guess not. 960 00:54:07,166 --> 00:54:11,208 -Bet you Virgil Doolittle went stag anyways. -I'm sure he did. 961 00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:15,041 (TIRES SCREECHING) 962 00:54:15,291 --> 00:54:17,041 I just had my legs waxed. 963 00:54:17,500 --> 00:54:20,041 Oh, and look. It's new. 964 00:54:21,125 --> 00:54:23,875 Do you like it? 'Cause I can take it out. 965 00:54:23,959 --> 00:54:25,166 It works. 966 00:54:26,083 --> 00:54:28,875 -(GASPS) -(TIRES SCREECHING) 967 00:54:30,250 --> 00:54:31,417 Sorry. 968 00:54:33,583 --> 00:54:37,375 Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Look at those freaks. They're staring at me. 969 00:54:37,458 --> 00:54:39,041 -What? -Go! 970 00:54:39,208 --> 00:54:40,166 FLOYD: Hey! 971 00:54:40,250 --> 00:54:42,083 -Drive, Brian. Please? -Fine. 972 00:54:42,166 --> 00:54:44,166 -(ENGINE SPUTTERING) -(TIRES SREECHING) 973 00:54:44,417 --> 00:54:45,583 FLOYD: What the hell was that? 974 00:54:45,667 --> 00:54:47,417 COSMO: Maybe he didn't see us. 975 00:54:48,750 --> 00:54:50,917 -Ryan. -Hey, Ryan. 976 00:54:51,417 --> 00:54:52,834 GIRL: Hey, Ashley. 977 00:54:53,083 --> 00:54:55,625 -GIRL: They look good together, huh? -GIRL 2: You think? 978 00:54:57,208 --> 00:54:59,333 I'm really excited about tonight. 979 00:55:05,083 --> 00:55:08,750 Wow, three more of those and you walk today. Kind of like me this morning. 980 00:55:09,125 --> 00:55:11,333 Scared of the ball, Miss? 981 00:55:11,500 --> 00:55:14,417 -I'm sorry, man. But you know how it is. -Yeah, I guess so. 982 00:55:14,792 --> 00:55:16,917 Get back in the box, you girl! 983 00:55:17,291 --> 00:55:19,959 When you quest for greatness, victims happen. 984 00:55:20,083 --> 00:55:21,250 COACH: Here we go. 985 00:55:22,125 --> 00:55:24,417 -(BALL HITS BACKSTOP) -Get up, you wuss! 986 00:55:26,708 --> 00:55:28,291 (STUDENTS CHATTERING) 987 00:55:31,083 --> 00:55:35,250 -So, uh, what are we gonna do tonight, huh? -Dude, let's go bowling. 988 00:55:35,417 --> 00:55:36,583 Yeah. 989 00:55:37,250 --> 00:55:39,375 -Hey, guys. -GUY: What up? New school? 990 00:55:40,500 --> 00:55:42,500 -What's up, ladies? -Hi, everybody. 991 00:55:42,917 --> 00:55:45,500 Bri, you kickin' with these geeks? 992 00:55:45,667 --> 00:55:47,250 Why do you gotta call them geeks, man? 993 00:55:47,333 --> 00:55:50,750 Hey, is anyone doing anything tonight? Because I'm free. 994 00:55:50,834 --> 00:55:53,417 -(ALL LAUGHING) -Ashley, come on. 995 00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:56,458 Brian, I saw them waving at you this morning. Please. 996 00:55:56,667 --> 00:55:58,250 -These guys? -These guys! 997 00:55:58,375 --> 00:55:59,375 No way. 998 00:55:59,458 --> 00:56:02,250 Ah, you're with them right now there, guy. 999 00:56:02,333 --> 00:56:06,667 Yeah, "with", but we're all "with" everyone, right? 1000 00:56:07,917 --> 00:56:09,583 HARRIS: So, uh, anyway... 1001 00:56:10,083 --> 00:56:12,917 Stu, like I'm saying, this game this week doesn't look that tough. 1002 00:56:14,083 --> 00:56:16,417 ASHLEY: So, Sloane, I thought maybe we could go shopping. 1003 00:56:16,542 --> 00:56:18,083 I'm looking for something short. 1004 00:56:18,417 --> 00:56:22,125 All right, look, you guys said it, they're geeks. 1005 00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:26,917 Actually, geeks doesn't even do it. 1006 00:56:27,917 --> 00:56:29,667 Give me a letter of the alphabet, Chris. 1007 00:56:29,917 --> 00:56:30,917 "J." 1008 00:56:31,041 --> 00:56:33,708 Okay. Jerks, jokes, jackasses. 1009 00:56:33,834 --> 00:56:35,750 -Try "P." -Punks, pissants. 1010 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,959 -Peckerheads. -"F." 1011 00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:39,917 -No, this is not... -MARNIE: Freaks. 1012 00:56:40,041 --> 00:56:41,875 -Fools. -Fungus? 1013 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,500 (GIRLS LAUGHING) 1014 00:56:46,166 --> 00:56:47,959 "D." Dipshits. 1015 00:56:48,083 --> 00:56:50,125 -GIRL: Douchebags. -Defectives. 1016 00:56:50,250 --> 00:56:52,250 -Dickheads! -(GIRLS LAUGHING) 1017 00:56:52,375 --> 00:56:55,291 Oh, my god. He did not just say that. 1018 00:56:57,750 --> 00:56:58,750 No way. 1019 00:56:58,875 --> 00:57:01,750 So, um, I'll see you tonight then. Hmm? 1020 00:57:05,083 --> 00:57:08,250 Floyd, wait up. I'm sorry, okay? 1021 00:57:08,333 --> 00:57:10,959 -But I'm this close to getting her. -That's great. 1022 00:57:11,083 --> 00:57:13,417 -Floyd... -No, listen, you crossed the line this time. 1023 00:57:13,750 --> 00:57:15,333 I'm not kidding. 1024 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:22,250 Ryan, I know that you're really into Ashley, but... 1025 00:57:22,750 --> 00:57:24,917 Maybe at some point it's just not worth it. 1026 00:57:28,917 --> 00:57:30,291 (CHATTERING) 1027 00:57:56,458 --> 00:57:58,208 -WAITER: Ready? -(GROANS) 1028 00:57:58,917 --> 00:58:01,583 -(GASPING) -Yes, um, is the sea bass smelly? 1029 00:58:01,667 --> 00:58:03,917 -It's a fish. -(GROANING) 1030 00:58:04,291 --> 00:58:07,250 Hmm, no. You know what I'll have? I will have a house salad 1031 00:58:07,375 --> 00:58:09,583 with Italian vinaigrette on the side and I'd like a bottle of water, 1032 00:58:09,708 --> 00:58:11,834 only if it comes in one of those pretty blue bottles though, okay? 1033 00:58:11,917 --> 00:58:15,250 If not, I'll have a Pellegrino. If so, not in the bottle. Thanks. 1034 00:58:17,500 --> 00:58:19,959 -And for you, sir? -(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Some ice. 1035 00:58:20,250 --> 00:58:22,708 -Crushed? -Definitely. 1036 00:58:25,917 --> 00:58:27,875 -Oh... -That's okay. 1037 00:58:27,959 --> 00:58:30,667 Here, here. Let mama rub it. 1038 00:58:31,417 --> 00:58:33,166 (CHATTERING) 1039 00:58:33,708 --> 00:58:35,250 Good party, huh, Maggie? 1040 00:58:37,333 --> 00:58:39,583 Check it out! Whoo! Full moon tonight! 1041 00:58:39,834 --> 00:58:41,875 -(LAUGHING) -Oh, my god! 1042 00:58:42,083 --> 00:58:43,250 Oh, my god! 1043 00:58:43,625 --> 00:58:46,917 (ALL LAUGHING) 1044 00:58:48,333 --> 00:58:49,750 SLOANE: Get used to it, girl. 1045 00:58:51,583 --> 00:58:54,083 Sloane, that outfit is... Great. 1046 00:58:54,166 --> 00:58:56,250 (GIGGLING) I like it too. 1047 00:58:56,417 --> 00:58:58,458 (GIGGLING CONTINUES) 1048 00:59:01,083 --> 00:59:02,417 RYAN: Anyone else home? 1049 00:59:03,250 --> 00:59:05,417 Nope, just us. 1050 00:59:28,917 --> 00:59:30,583 Any idea what we could do? 1051 00:59:42,250 --> 00:59:44,125 I bought some new underwear today. 1052 00:59:44,417 --> 00:59:46,667 I thought, maybe, I could model them for you. 1053 00:59:48,375 --> 00:59:49,750 They're mostly thongs. 1054 00:59:51,250 --> 00:59:52,583 Right. 1055 00:59:54,417 --> 00:59:57,708 -I'm gonna take a quick shower, okay? -Yeah, sure, I'll... 1056 00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,750 I'll just wait. 1057 01:00:09,583 --> 01:00:11,166 Maybe you could join me. 1058 01:00:20,542 --> 01:00:22,542 -(GASPING) -(THUDDING) 1059 01:00:22,917 --> 01:00:24,917 (WATER RUNNING) 1060 01:00:35,250 --> 01:00:36,750 -(SCREAMS) -(SCREAMS) 1061 01:00:37,166 --> 01:00:39,667 Oh, my god! Get out of here! What did you see? 1062 01:00:39,750 --> 01:00:41,291 Nothing! You said I could join you. 1063 01:00:41,417 --> 01:00:44,583 -I wasn't serious! Get out! -Okay! 1064 01:00:51,959 --> 01:00:54,208 Now then, where were we? 1065 01:01:05,083 --> 01:01:07,583 Damn! What happened to your feet? 1066 01:01:08,125 --> 01:01:09,333 It's just a rash. 1067 01:01:12,250 --> 01:01:14,583 INGRID BERGMAN (IN FILM): It's a crazy world. Anything can happen. 1068 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,667 If you shouldn't get away... 1069 01:01:18,250 --> 01:01:21,917 I mean, if... If something should keep us apart, 1070 01:01:23,250 --> 01:01:27,959 wherever they put you and wherever I'll be, I want you to know it. 1071 01:01:34,083 --> 01:01:35,208 Kiss me. 1072 01:01:35,708 --> 01:01:37,750 Kiss me as if it were the last time. 1073 01:01:47,250 --> 01:01:49,708 So, I wonder if Maggie and Chris have done it yet. 1074 01:01:50,583 --> 01:01:52,542 Could we not talk about her? 1075 01:01:52,750 --> 01:01:54,667 Oh, well, if they haven't, they will. 1076 01:01:54,750 --> 01:01:59,083 -(UNWRAPPING CONDOM) -And then Chris will dump her like all the others. 1077 01:02:01,917 --> 01:02:03,917 You know, we could do this some other time. 1078 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,333 Maybe when you're more up to it. 1079 01:02:16,542 --> 01:02:18,500 Casablanca. It works. 1080 01:02:20,083 --> 01:02:21,750 -Guys, what's up? -Take me there. 1081 01:02:22,417 --> 01:02:25,417 -Hey, Chris, you got a second? -Oh, uh, no. 1082 01:02:25,542 --> 01:02:28,208 I gotta go meet Carter for some quality time. 1083 01:02:28,291 --> 01:02:30,458 Oh. How's she doing? 1084 01:02:30,750 --> 01:02:32,417 Well, she's getting there. 1085 01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:35,375 What's that supposed to mean? 1086 01:02:36,333 --> 01:02:39,417 You did good, Brian, but I got it from here. 1087 01:02:41,250 --> 01:02:43,667 Don't worry, Brian. He'll treat her right. 1088 01:03:07,792 --> 01:03:09,125 So what do you think? 1089 01:03:09,750 --> 01:03:11,041 For the grade school. 1090 01:03:12,917 --> 01:03:15,291 -(SIGHS) can I help? -Nah. 1091 01:03:15,917 --> 01:03:18,917 So, where's Maggie? I thought you knew each other's every move. 1092 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,208 So did I. 1093 01:03:21,417 --> 01:03:24,208 Hmm. You want to play with the puppets? 1094 01:03:25,083 --> 01:03:26,250 Not a chance. 1095 01:03:27,166 --> 01:03:29,542 (SIGHS) You can change your mind. 1096 01:03:29,625 --> 01:03:31,750 That's okay. (CHUCKLES) 1097 01:03:38,583 --> 01:03:40,041 Hey, Ash, can we talk for a second? I got... 1098 01:03:40,125 --> 01:03:42,542 -Mmm. (CHUCKLES) -Thank you. 1099 01:03:42,667 --> 01:03:43,667 Mmm. 1100 01:03:44,291 --> 01:03:45,500 Excuse me. 1101 01:03:46,750 --> 01:03:49,041 This cake was terrible. 1102 01:03:50,917 --> 01:03:53,250 -You didn't like it? -Oh, it was terrible. 1103 01:03:53,667 --> 01:03:56,208 Oh, I'm so sorry, Ashley. 1104 01:03:56,375 --> 01:03:59,750 -Do I know you? -We go to school together. I'm Miranda. 1105 01:04:00,041 --> 01:04:03,291 (CHUCKLES) Good. Can you get me your manager? Thanks. 1106 01:04:03,834 --> 01:04:07,166 Um, I'll just pay for it myself. (CHUCKLES) 1107 01:04:08,375 --> 01:04:10,583 Loser. (LAUGHS) 1108 01:04:10,667 --> 01:04:13,250 -What makes her a loser? -Nothing. She just is a loser. 1109 01:04:13,708 --> 01:04:16,875 -Oh, then what would make her a winner? -Hello? Nothing. 1110 01:04:17,083 --> 01:04:19,500 Okay, a tiger can't just change his spots. 1111 01:04:19,708 --> 01:04:22,583 All right? I mean, just be glad that you're a winner... 1112 01:04:23,250 --> 01:04:25,500 Like me. (LAUGHS) 1113 01:04:29,583 --> 01:04:31,417 (LOUDLY) What? What? 1114 01:04:31,542 --> 01:04:33,917 She is a fatty, round little waitress, okay? 1115 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:37,959 -Now, you tell me what could make her become a winner? -Okay, I'll tell you how. 1116 01:04:38,166 --> 01:04:39,208 -Tell me. -I will. 1117 01:04:39,291 --> 01:04:41,333 -Tell me. -I will, if you'd stop your petty, little, 1118 01:04:41,417 --> 01:04:43,417 self-important whining for just one second. 1119 01:04:45,291 --> 01:04:47,834 You know what? I can't do this anymore. 1120 01:04:48,250 --> 01:04:51,375 Is this because of the cake? Because I didn't like the cake? 1121 01:04:51,458 --> 01:04:54,166 All right, you know what? I'm sorry, you know what? I loved the cake. 1122 01:04:54,291 --> 01:04:59,083 Everyone, everyone, I loved the cake. Could you try the cake, because... 1123 01:04:59,250 --> 01:05:02,583 -It's not the cake, Ashley. -Well, then I don't understand what you're so upset about. 1124 01:05:02,667 --> 01:05:06,417 I know you don't, and that's the goddamn of it, is that you really don't know. 1125 01:05:06,667 --> 01:05:08,291 But then you said so yourself, 1126 01:05:08,750 --> 01:05:11,417 "a tiger can't change his spots." 1127 01:05:14,166 --> 01:05:17,500 Brian, I'm scared. 1128 01:05:17,792 --> 01:05:20,500 Yeah, look, here's $5 for the cake. 1129 01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:22,750 $5 to buy a clue. This is over. 1130 01:05:22,917 --> 01:05:25,000 Brian. Brian. 1131 01:05:25,583 --> 01:05:29,125 -I love you, Brian Ryan! -MAN: "I love you." 1132 01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:34,625 So, when's the wedding, anyways? 1133 01:05:34,792 --> 01:05:37,208 -Yeah, you picked out your dress yet? -Shit. 1134 01:05:37,750 --> 01:05:39,917 You fags be ready come prom night, 1135 01:05:40,083 --> 01:05:41,792 for the Chris Campbell nail-and-bail. 1136 01:05:41,917 --> 01:05:42,959 (CHUCKLING) 1137 01:05:43,083 --> 01:05:45,917 Nice rhyme. Did you make that up all by yourself? 1138 01:05:46,041 --> 01:05:47,208 (SCOFFING) 1139 01:05:47,291 --> 01:05:48,750 I'll catch you guys later, okay? 1140 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:50,667 -Yeah, all right. -Right on. 1141 01:05:51,792 --> 01:05:53,000 So... 1142 01:05:53,792 --> 01:05:57,083 So, how does this work anyway? The old nail-and-bail? 1143 01:05:57,625 --> 01:06:01,583 Like you don't know? I saw Grant this morning, blubbering like a whale. 1144 01:06:01,959 --> 01:06:04,083 -So? -So, you didn't try to sleep with her? 1145 01:06:04,166 --> 01:06:06,708 -It wasn't like that. -You see, it is like that. 1146 01:06:06,959 --> 01:06:11,417 -No, it isn't, because you never cared about Maggie. -Neither did you. 1147 01:06:11,750 --> 01:06:13,166 I cared about her. 1148 01:06:13,792 --> 01:06:15,834 Don't look so surprised, partner. 1149 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,333 Nail-and-bail has crushed far greater chicks than Carter. 1150 01:06:18,417 --> 01:06:22,542 There is not a chance in hell Maggie sleeps with you, okay. She's better than that! 1151 01:06:22,750 --> 01:06:25,959 Well, maybe she used to be, but then you stepped in and changed all that. 1152 01:06:26,208 --> 01:06:29,417 -Didn't you, Brian? -It is Ryan! It's not Brian! 1153 01:06:29,500 --> 01:06:31,583 It doesn't really matter, does it? 1154 01:06:37,959 --> 01:06:39,917 COACH: Get in that box now, Sue Ann! 1155 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:41,083 Floyd, have you seen Maggie? 1156 01:06:41,208 --> 01:06:43,000 I'm not talking to you, jackhole! 1157 01:06:43,917 --> 01:06:44,917 (BALL HITS BACKSTOP) 1158 01:06:45,375 --> 01:06:47,333 Well, well, well, what have we got here? 1159 01:06:47,417 --> 01:06:49,291 Someone trying out some pants? 1160 01:06:49,792 --> 01:06:53,125 Hey, listen, you can be pissed at me if you want to, that's fine. 1161 01:06:53,417 --> 01:06:54,625 I deserve it. 1162 01:06:55,875 --> 01:06:56,834 (BALL HITS BACKSTOP) 1163 01:06:56,917 --> 01:06:58,250 Just tell me if you've seen her. 1164 01:06:58,792 --> 01:07:01,417 Not since you scared her off, bird-dogging for sniff. 1165 01:07:01,500 --> 01:07:04,583 What is this, some ladies' afternoon tea? 1166 01:07:08,875 --> 01:07:11,250 (GROANING) 1167 01:07:11,875 --> 01:07:13,041 Walk it off. 1168 01:07:13,542 --> 01:07:16,750 (GROANS LOUDER) 1169 01:07:19,667 --> 01:07:21,041 What are you guys doing at my house? 1170 01:07:21,125 --> 01:07:24,583 -What happened between you and Ashley? -Is there someone else? 1171 01:07:24,750 --> 01:07:26,417 Was it the hair on her back? 1172 01:07:26,542 --> 01:07:30,291 'Cause she is getting that removed. Uh, that hair. 1173 01:07:30,792 --> 01:07:33,125 Isn't there anything that she can do? 1174 01:07:33,625 --> 01:07:37,750 Look, short of camping on my lawn and begging profusely, no. 1175 01:07:40,250 --> 01:07:41,458 (SIGHS) 1176 01:08:22,625 --> 01:08:24,000 I cut out today and bought it. 1177 01:08:25,250 --> 01:08:26,625 For prom. 1178 01:08:27,542 --> 01:08:29,792 -What do you think? -Yeah? I think it's great. 1179 01:08:29,917 --> 01:08:30,917 Yeah. 1180 01:08:31,041 --> 01:08:34,333 I mean, it's perfect. 1181 01:08:35,583 --> 01:08:37,041 Do you think Chris will like it? 1182 01:08:38,041 --> 01:08:39,583 You know... 1183 01:08:41,750 --> 01:08:43,250 Are you sure about him? 1184 01:08:44,250 --> 01:08:45,834 I mean, are you really sure? 1185 01:08:46,750 --> 01:08:49,417 -What are you talking about? -Chris. 1186 01:08:51,917 --> 01:08:53,500 I wanted Ashley Grant. 1187 01:08:54,375 --> 01:08:55,583 So? 1188 01:08:55,834 --> 01:08:57,542 So I told him what to say to you. 1189 01:08:59,917 --> 01:09:02,583 The e-mails, the nursing home... 1190 01:09:04,625 --> 01:09:06,834 And he helped me out with Ashley. 1191 01:09:10,333 --> 01:09:11,750 I'm sorry, Maggie. 1192 01:09:14,834 --> 01:09:16,250 I don't believe you. 1193 01:09:16,750 --> 01:09:19,625 Look, when you're alone with him, face-to-face, 1194 01:09:20,542 --> 01:09:24,250 does he ever say anything clever or funny or even sincere? 1195 01:09:24,500 --> 01:09:27,792 -He's shy. -No, he's not shy, Maggie, he's a dumbass. 1196 01:09:29,458 --> 01:09:33,250 In the theater, I said you were beautiful. Me! 1197 01:09:34,208 --> 01:09:35,417 I meant it... 1198 01:09:36,625 --> 01:09:40,583 Because I have feelings for you. 1199 01:09:43,125 --> 01:09:45,083 You're really pathetic, do you know that? 1200 01:09:45,667 --> 01:09:47,291 -Maggie, I... -No. 1201 01:09:47,458 --> 01:09:49,875 I'm sorry if things didn't work out for you, but... 1202 01:09:50,625 --> 01:09:52,291 Do you think you could just tear me and Chris down 1203 01:09:52,417 --> 01:09:54,291 because Ashley Grant broke up with you? 1204 01:09:54,458 --> 01:09:56,792 -Maggie, listen, I... -No, because honestly... 1205 01:09:57,750 --> 01:10:00,583 I don't even see that guy you used to be anymore, Ryan. 1206 01:10:03,208 --> 01:10:04,625 I see a liar. 1207 01:10:07,834 --> 01:10:09,542 (SNIFFLING) Brian. 1208 01:10:24,083 --> 01:10:25,542 (ASHLEY CRYING) 1209 01:10:26,083 --> 01:10:27,625 If you run your mascara, it's gonna look really bad. 1210 01:10:27,750 --> 01:10:29,291 (CONTINUES CRYING) 1211 01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:40,625 Would one of you whores please give me a tissue? 1212 01:10:44,750 --> 01:10:46,333 -(BOYS LAUGHING) -FLOYD: Oh, you can see her... 1213 01:10:46,417 --> 01:10:48,083 COSMO: Oh, it's a twosome. 1214 01:10:48,166 --> 01:10:50,333 -FLOYD: Oh, they're gonna get it on. -COSMO: Oh, it's a threesome. 1215 01:10:50,417 --> 01:10:54,458 -Threesome, huh? -Hey, did you guys hear the theme for the prom? 1216 01:10:54,625 --> 01:10:55,750 -Uh-uh. -Uh-uh. 1217 01:10:56,708 --> 01:10:58,041 "Titanic dreams." 1218 01:10:58,333 --> 01:10:59,542 What? 1219 01:10:59,750 --> 01:11:01,208 Those people died! 1220 01:11:02,417 --> 01:11:05,333 True. But they have become legends. 1221 01:11:05,583 --> 01:11:08,750 -Yeah. -COSMO: Like your idol, Virgil Doolittle. 1222 01:11:19,583 --> 01:11:21,792 ASHLEY: Take me to the prom! 1223 01:11:23,208 --> 01:11:26,917 Take me to the prom! 1224 01:11:34,250 --> 01:11:37,417 Please, take me to the prom! 1225 01:11:37,917 --> 01:11:40,083 Fine, just go home. 1226 01:11:40,583 --> 01:11:43,250 Okay. Thank you. 1227 01:11:45,708 --> 01:11:48,750 CHRIS: I want everything tonight to be as beautiful as you look. 1228 01:11:49,417 --> 01:11:53,083 Dinner, prom, the hotel. 1229 01:11:54,083 --> 01:11:55,625 (STU COOING) 1230 01:11:55,917 --> 01:12:00,166 -Aww, aren't puppies cute? -(ALL LAUGHING) 1231 01:12:00,875 --> 01:12:02,250 Get out of here, man. 1232 01:12:03,291 --> 01:12:04,959 So, I wonder where Ash went tonight. 1233 01:12:05,375 --> 01:12:08,000 -Is she not going to prom? -She's going with Brian. 1234 01:12:08,250 --> 01:12:11,291 (SCOFFS) Yeah, she was crawling on her knees for him. 1235 01:12:11,417 --> 01:12:13,291 -(LAUGHING) -MARNIE: Can you blame her though? 1236 01:12:13,417 --> 01:12:15,417 -Brian rocks. -CHRIS: Give me a break. 1237 01:12:15,875 --> 01:12:18,959 He's a geek. Tell 'em, Maggie. 1238 01:12:26,125 --> 01:12:27,583 I heard he plays the accordion. 1239 01:12:28,417 --> 01:12:30,208 (ALL LAUGHING) 1240 01:12:32,291 --> 01:12:35,333 -To the prom! -To the prom! 1241 01:12:35,583 --> 01:12:37,375 (ALL WHOOPING) 1242 01:12:51,333 --> 01:12:53,083 FLOYD: Go, go, go, go, go, go. 1243 01:12:54,333 --> 01:12:56,375 COSMO: Hey, watch the threads. Ouch. 1244 01:12:59,250 --> 01:13:01,291 I can't believe we don't have dates. 1245 01:13:01,583 --> 01:13:04,083 -I do. -You've got a date? 1246 01:13:04,667 --> 01:13:06,959 Well, you don't know her. She's recently divorced. 1247 01:13:09,291 --> 01:13:11,333 -Okay. -Uh-huh. 1248 01:13:12,208 --> 01:13:14,750 -What? -Sure, Cosmo. 1249 01:13:15,125 --> 01:13:16,583 (HONKING) 1250 01:13:17,166 --> 01:13:18,417 Hello? 1251 01:13:19,417 --> 01:13:20,583 Where are you? 1252 01:13:21,500 --> 01:13:22,875 (HONKING) 1253 01:13:29,166 --> 01:13:30,250 (FOX ON THE RUN PLAYING) 1254 01:13:30,375 --> 01:13:32,417 ♪ Yes, you don't look the same 1255 01:13:33,250 --> 01:13:38,583 ♪ The way you did before 1256 01:13:39,083 --> 01:13:43,417 ♪ Hey, you think you got a pretty face 1257 01:13:44,417 --> 01:13:47,500 ♪ But the rest of you is out of place 1258 01:13:48,417 --> 01:13:52,875 ♪ You looked all right before ♪ 1259 01:13:53,583 --> 01:13:56,166 Ashley, um, would you sign my yearbook? 1260 01:13:56,250 --> 01:13:58,875 -Twenty bucks. -Cool! I'll go get my purse. 1261 01:13:58,959 --> 01:14:02,333 They are so easy. Let's go have our picture taken before she gets back. Come on. 1262 01:14:02,750 --> 01:14:06,083 Hey, what's going on, hot stuff? Hey, nice ass, yeah. What's going on? 1263 01:14:06,208 --> 01:14:07,542 Hey, ladies, what's going... 1264 01:14:07,625 --> 01:14:09,750 Hey, chickie, what's going on? 1265 01:14:10,083 --> 01:14:12,708 Nice. And... 1266 01:14:13,083 --> 01:14:15,750 -(CAMERA CLICKING) -Thank you. Next couple, please. 1267 01:14:17,333 --> 01:14:19,417 -Our turn. -PHOTOGRAPHER: You kids next? 1268 01:14:19,542 --> 01:14:21,041 Great. 1269 01:14:22,291 --> 01:14:23,500 All right. 1270 01:14:25,208 --> 01:14:27,291 -What's up, Cosmo? -Hey, Floyd, good to see you. 1271 01:14:27,417 --> 01:14:29,375 -Daddy! -No, no, no. Hold on. 1272 01:14:29,917 --> 01:14:32,625 No, that's not daddy. Remember, we talked about it? 1273 01:14:32,750 --> 01:14:35,375 That's mommy's date. Okay? All right. 1274 01:14:35,458 --> 01:14:37,917 Yeah, Floyd, this is my date. 1275 01:14:38,041 --> 01:14:41,625 -I'm Floyd. You have a nice rack. -Well, thank you. (LAUGHS) 1276 01:14:44,375 --> 01:14:46,166 PHOTOGRAPHER: Nice. Thank you. 1277 01:14:47,333 --> 01:14:49,625 -Hurt yourself? -No, sorry. 1278 01:14:49,750 --> 01:14:52,834 Buns of steel, partner. Buns of steel. 1279 01:14:54,625 --> 01:14:55,917 Looking good. 1280 01:14:57,917 --> 01:14:59,583 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1281 01:15:05,458 --> 01:15:07,583 -(MUSIC STOPS) -(STUDENTS PROTESTING) 1282 01:15:07,708 --> 01:15:08,917 All right. 1283 01:15:09,250 --> 01:15:10,917 (STUDENTS BOOING) 1284 01:15:11,041 --> 01:15:12,250 People, listen up! 1285 01:15:13,792 --> 01:15:17,542 In a few minutes, we will be announcing the prom king and queen. 1286 01:15:17,667 --> 01:15:20,125 (CLAMORING) 1287 01:15:21,458 --> 01:15:26,250 Well, I guess there will be no king and queen of the prom this year. 1288 01:15:26,417 --> 01:15:30,333 (CHEERING) 1289 01:15:34,417 --> 01:15:36,000 I'm gonna go check my makeup. 1290 01:15:36,959 --> 01:15:38,291 I'll be right back. 1291 01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:41,250 That's great. See if you can find your face in there, okay? 1292 01:15:42,083 --> 01:15:43,750 Don't be a shit to your date, Ryan. 1293 01:15:43,875 --> 01:15:45,291 (HOLDING BACK THE YEARS PLAYING) 1294 01:15:45,417 --> 01:15:48,083 ♪ Holding back the years 1295 01:15:50,083 --> 01:15:52,417 -Come on, let's dance. -Mom, come on. 1296 01:15:52,500 --> 01:15:54,750 Shut up and dance with your mother. 1297 01:15:57,250 --> 01:16:00,291 -You know, it's getting late. -You're getting old. 1298 01:16:00,792 --> 01:16:02,750 -It's early yet. -Is it? 1299 01:16:04,542 --> 01:16:06,458 Just a little fatherly advice, kiddo. 1300 01:16:06,583 --> 01:16:08,166 It's later than you think. 1301 01:16:11,083 --> 01:16:14,959 ♪ Strangled by the wishes of pater 1302 01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:20,250 ♪ Hoping for the arms of mater 1303 01:16:22,750 --> 01:16:26,250 ♪ Get to me sooner or later 1304 01:16:27,792 --> 01:16:30,083 ♪ Yeah Ooh yeah ♪ 1305 01:16:33,208 --> 01:16:34,333 (SQUEAKING) 1306 01:16:37,125 --> 01:16:39,542 Gentlemen, the hour is nigh. 1307 01:16:39,625 --> 01:16:41,500 -Okay. -What's "nigh?" 1308 01:16:41,750 --> 01:16:44,583 -I don't know, but I gotta go find my date. -Okay. 1309 01:16:52,083 --> 01:16:54,208 No, no, no. Let's go over here. 1310 01:16:54,291 --> 01:16:56,083 -I thought we were gonna dance. -We are, we are. 1311 01:16:56,208 --> 01:16:58,875 -No, we're definitely gonna dance. -(GROANS) 1312 01:17:25,792 --> 01:17:27,834 (KEYS CLINKING) 1313 01:17:31,125 --> 01:17:32,333 (MOUTHING) 1314 01:17:36,542 --> 01:17:38,083 -(MUSIC STOPS) -(STUDENTS PROTESTING) 1315 01:17:38,166 --> 01:17:40,000 GUY: Put the music back on, man! 1316 01:17:41,792 --> 01:17:43,500 (PROTESTING CONTINUES) 1317 01:17:46,083 --> 01:17:47,875 HECKLER: What is wrong with you? 1318 01:17:47,959 --> 01:17:49,375 This is bogus! 1319 01:17:49,917 --> 01:17:51,375 HECKLER: This sucks! 1320 01:17:53,375 --> 01:17:55,208 All these notes are for you, Maggie. 1321 01:17:55,333 --> 01:17:57,583 -(GASPS) -(GASPS) Oh, my god. 1322 01:17:59,583 --> 01:18:00,917 GIRL: We don't care! 1323 01:18:01,250 --> 01:18:02,959 (PROTESTING CONTINUES) 1324 01:18:03,083 --> 01:18:05,125 (PLAYING MELT WITH YOU) 1325 01:18:08,083 --> 01:18:10,583 (STUDENTS CLAMORING) 1326 01:18:29,125 --> 01:18:30,750 Shakin' it, man! 1327 01:18:45,125 --> 01:18:47,125 -See the geek? -What in the... 1328 01:18:47,917 --> 01:18:49,250 Woodman! 1329 01:18:50,708 --> 01:18:54,166 I christen thee S.S. Titanic. 1330 01:18:55,708 --> 01:18:56,708 (MECHINICAL WHIRRING) 1331 01:18:56,792 --> 01:18:58,166 (ALL SCREAMING) 1332 01:19:00,125 --> 01:19:01,750 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 1333 01:19:03,166 --> 01:19:07,083 Woodman! Get your ass off the stage! Just get off... 1334 01:19:07,291 --> 01:19:08,583 Woah! 1335 01:19:12,125 --> 01:19:13,333 Mayhem. 1336 01:19:13,917 --> 01:19:15,542 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 1337 01:19:18,375 --> 01:19:20,500 MAN: Get out of the way! Stop pushing! 1338 01:19:20,625 --> 01:19:21,625 (WOMAN SCREAMS) 1339 01:19:24,166 --> 01:19:25,375 Ahh! (GRUNTS) 1340 01:19:26,583 --> 01:19:28,333 -(CROWD CLAMORING) -(CHUCKLING) 1341 01:19:28,458 --> 01:19:30,333 (SCREAMING) 1342 01:19:32,208 --> 01:19:33,917 (ALL CLAMORING) 1343 01:19:36,083 --> 01:19:37,458 (SCREAMING) 1344 01:19:37,959 --> 01:19:40,250 You guys should go back to the limo, okay? Women and children first. 1345 01:19:40,375 --> 01:19:41,667 -Go! I'll meet you there. -Oh, good. 1346 01:19:41,792 --> 01:19:42,792 (SCREAMING) 1347 01:19:44,583 --> 01:19:45,792 (BOTH SCREAMING) 1348 01:19:46,542 --> 01:19:48,792 Oh, my god. This is beautiful. 1349 01:19:49,125 --> 01:19:51,208 (ALL SCREAMING) 1350 01:19:51,750 --> 01:19:53,750 -This is the best prom ever, man. -Yeah. 1351 01:19:54,375 --> 01:19:57,834 (SCREAMING) Oh, my god! My dress! 1352 01:20:00,041 --> 01:20:03,083 (SCREAMING) 1353 01:20:05,750 --> 01:20:07,000 (SCREAMING) 1354 01:20:08,792 --> 01:20:09,792 (GASPING) 1355 01:20:12,417 --> 01:20:15,458 Brian! Brian, help me! 1356 01:20:15,875 --> 01:20:17,083 Brian! 1357 01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:20,041 Maggie! 1358 01:20:20,917 --> 01:20:21,959 Help! 1359 01:20:22,125 --> 01:20:24,166 (WHOOPS) 1360 01:20:33,875 --> 01:20:35,083 (GRUNTS) 1361 01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:39,208 What the hell was that? 1362 01:20:46,875 --> 01:20:47,875 (WHIMPERING) 1363 01:20:48,458 --> 01:20:50,458 (SIRENS APPROACHING) 1364 01:20:52,417 --> 01:20:54,708 (SIRENS BLARING) 1365 01:20:54,792 --> 01:20:57,041 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 1366 01:21:01,125 --> 01:21:04,000 (SHIVERING) I'm cold, Rose. I'm so cold. 1367 01:21:05,208 --> 01:21:06,875 I'm sinking. Rose... 1368 01:21:08,417 --> 01:21:12,458 Jack! Jack! Jack! 1369 01:21:15,667 --> 01:21:18,000 -(SIREN WAILING) -(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 1370 01:21:23,542 --> 01:21:25,333 (RADIO CHATTER CONTINUES) 1371 01:21:25,792 --> 01:21:29,125 It's mayhem! Yeah, it's chaos, sir. Nobody saw anything. 1372 01:21:29,250 --> 01:21:31,083 -OFFICER: You see anything, Matthews? -No, sir. 1373 01:21:31,166 --> 01:21:32,458 I did. 1374 01:21:33,792 --> 01:21:35,208 He's the bastard. 1375 01:21:35,500 --> 01:21:37,166 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 1376 01:21:38,208 --> 01:21:39,667 He planned the whole thing himself. 1377 01:21:40,166 --> 01:21:42,917 You fink! They'll never take me alive! 1378 01:21:44,417 --> 01:21:45,875 -Let's get him! -Never! 1379 01:21:46,041 --> 01:21:48,417 Get down! Put your hands behind your back! 1380 01:21:48,542 --> 01:21:50,291 Textbook takedown, huh, men? 1381 01:21:50,458 --> 01:21:52,917 Make sure you rough me up in front of the honeys, huh? 1382 01:21:54,917 --> 01:21:57,875 Hold up, guys. I got this one. 1383 01:22:00,417 --> 01:22:01,875 Thanks, man. 1384 01:22:03,917 --> 01:22:05,667 I heard his father's in prison. 1385 01:22:05,792 --> 01:22:07,583 I heard he slept with the school nurse. 1386 01:22:07,708 --> 01:22:10,667 -GIRL: He's hot! -GIRL 2: Oh, he's boiling! (LAUGHS) 1387 01:22:21,083 --> 01:22:23,792 -(STARTS ENGINE) -Take me to the hotel, driver. 1388 01:22:23,917 --> 01:22:26,625 -(GROANS) -Sheesh! Somebody's in a hurry for some lovin'. 1389 01:22:27,166 --> 01:22:29,083 (ALL CHATTERING) 1390 01:22:33,125 --> 01:22:34,708 (LAUGHING) 1391 01:22:38,750 --> 01:22:40,250 (SIGHS) Chris... 1392 01:22:41,166 --> 01:22:43,291 This night is really important to me, okay? 1393 01:22:43,750 --> 01:22:44,959 It's important to me too. 1394 01:22:45,291 --> 01:22:47,959 Um, why don't you lie on the bed, 1395 01:22:48,125 --> 01:22:50,375 and make yourself a little more comfortable? 1396 01:22:50,667 --> 01:22:51,917 Good idea. 1397 01:23:06,208 --> 01:23:09,208 (CHATTERING) 1398 01:23:11,750 --> 01:23:13,500 Ooh, this is it! 1399 01:23:15,208 --> 01:23:16,500 (GRUNTING) 1400 01:23:17,166 --> 01:23:18,750 On your back, stallion. 1401 01:23:20,375 --> 01:23:21,333 (GROANS) 1402 01:23:21,417 --> 01:23:23,583 Ash, look, we got all night, right? 1403 01:23:24,083 --> 01:23:25,583 Yes, we do. 1404 01:23:25,917 --> 01:23:27,458 (PANTING) 1405 01:23:27,583 --> 01:23:29,917 Okay, well... Mmm, okay. 1406 01:23:30,458 --> 01:23:33,583 Why don't you just wait here, and I'll go get us some champagne. 1407 01:23:33,667 --> 01:23:35,166 -Okay. -All right. 1408 01:23:35,542 --> 01:23:36,750 Forgot something. 1409 01:23:38,583 --> 01:23:40,500 -Hurry back. -Okay. 1410 01:23:42,333 --> 01:23:43,792 (PANTING) 1411 01:23:46,750 --> 01:23:48,792 -(LAUGHING) -(CHATTERING) 1412 01:23:57,583 --> 01:23:59,583 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 1413 01:24:02,750 --> 01:24:05,834 FLOYD: Hey, um, do they have a jail out here in the woods? 1414 01:24:09,125 --> 01:24:11,792 CHRIS: Damn, Carter, these knots are pretty tight. 1415 01:24:11,959 --> 01:24:13,083 Summer camp. 1416 01:24:13,375 --> 01:24:14,875 Oh, god. 1417 01:24:16,417 --> 01:24:20,417 -(SIGHS) When good girls go bad. -(CHUCKLES) 1418 01:24:23,083 --> 01:24:25,125 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 1419 01:24:29,417 --> 01:24:32,959 Hey, uh, this isn't like one of those games when you... 1420 01:24:33,250 --> 01:24:36,333 You give me a 30-second head start and then hunt me down, is it? 1421 01:24:37,542 --> 01:24:38,917 Don't move. 1422 01:24:43,250 --> 01:24:47,291 Because, uh, I'm really slow and not very cunning. 1423 01:24:47,917 --> 01:24:50,667 I'm sure you'd have me in 45 seconds, tops. 1424 01:24:53,458 --> 01:24:54,834 Maggie? 1425 01:24:58,667 --> 01:25:00,041 Have you seen Maggie Carter? 1426 01:25:01,792 --> 01:25:03,750 Who knew you were such a freak? 1427 01:25:04,125 --> 01:25:06,083 Mmm. I'm surprised you didn't. 1428 01:25:06,917 --> 01:25:09,166 I mean, you knew so many other things about me. 1429 01:25:09,417 --> 01:25:11,667 Like my favorite movie. 1430 01:25:11,750 --> 01:25:13,500 Casablanca. 1431 01:25:14,083 --> 01:25:15,750 And my favorite book. 1432 01:25:16,250 --> 01:25:18,792 Ni-ni-ni-nine stories. 1433 01:25:19,208 --> 01:25:20,417 (GIGGLES) 1434 01:25:21,250 --> 01:25:24,708 By the way, which one's your favorite 1435 01:25:26,041 --> 01:25:27,708 of the nine stories, hmm? 1436 01:25:28,500 --> 01:25:30,000 The long one? 1437 01:25:30,417 --> 01:25:32,250 -Sorry, Chris. -What? 1438 01:25:32,375 --> 01:25:33,667 Wrong answer. 1439 01:25:34,542 --> 01:25:35,917 Yeah, uh... 1440 01:25:36,959 --> 01:25:39,875 Uh, Carter, you're sort of starting to creep me out here. 1441 01:25:39,959 --> 01:25:41,166 Shh. 1442 01:25:41,834 --> 01:25:44,250 -There's just one more question. -Okay. 1443 01:25:45,500 --> 01:25:46,917 How's it feel to be played? 1444 01:25:47,542 --> 01:25:48,834 (LOUDLY) what? 1445 01:25:48,917 --> 01:25:50,166 (GAGGING) 1446 01:25:50,708 --> 01:25:53,125 (MUFFLED YELLING) 1447 01:25:53,250 --> 01:25:54,500 Okay. 1448 01:25:55,166 --> 01:25:57,792 -Smile now, prom date. -(SCREAMING) 1449 01:26:00,208 --> 01:26:02,875 You know, Chris, there's one thing you're right about. 1450 01:26:03,166 --> 01:26:06,417 What we do tonight is probably how we'll be remembered. 1451 01:26:06,834 --> 01:26:09,208 (MUFFLED YELLING CONTINUES) 1452 01:26:13,375 --> 01:26:14,834 -Hey, Maggie. -Hey, guys. 1453 01:26:16,792 --> 01:26:18,917 -Is that, um... -Chris. 1454 01:26:19,792 --> 01:26:22,375 Yeah. Tell your friends. 1455 01:26:23,834 --> 01:26:26,208 (CHATTERING) 1456 01:26:44,208 --> 01:26:47,625 ASHLEY: Shh. Don't say a word. Just have me. 1457 01:26:53,291 --> 01:26:56,542 Uh, you do know that people will be looking for me and... 1458 01:26:56,667 --> 01:26:57,959 (HITS METAL) 1459 01:27:05,875 --> 01:27:08,041 This is really all Virgil Doolittle's fault. 1460 01:27:08,125 --> 01:27:10,792 I mean, sure, I want to be a legend and all, but, hey... 1461 01:27:10,917 --> 01:27:15,834 Hey, I was just joking around, pulling a prank, all right? 1462 01:27:21,083 --> 01:27:22,708 You should really think about it. 1463 01:27:23,417 --> 01:27:24,583 Your future. 1464 01:27:27,375 --> 01:27:30,083 Yeah. Okay, I'll do that. 1465 01:27:30,750 --> 01:27:32,000 Thank you. 1466 01:27:34,083 --> 01:27:35,834 (CAR ENGINE STARTING) 1467 01:27:43,917 --> 01:27:46,083 (CLAMORING) 1468 01:27:48,333 --> 01:27:49,667 Maggie! 1469 01:27:58,583 --> 01:27:59,792 RYAN: Maggie. 1470 01:28:06,583 --> 01:28:07,750 Maggie! 1471 01:28:08,792 --> 01:28:10,250 Maggie, I need to talk to you. 1472 01:28:25,583 --> 01:28:28,625 What, lying and cheating weren't enough? Now you're breaking and entering? 1473 01:28:29,083 --> 01:28:30,250 Ow. 1474 01:28:31,417 --> 01:28:33,375 The prince ascends my balcony, 1475 01:28:33,750 --> 01:28:37,000 looks deeply into my eyes and says, "Ow." 1476 01:28:38,250 --> 01:28:39,417 How romantic. 1477 01:28:39,750 --> 01:28:40,917 You didn't let me finish. 1478 01:28:42,250 --> 01:28:45,625 I meant, ow, that really hurts like hell. 1479 01:28:48,917 --> 01:28:50,917 But not near as bad as losing you. 1480 01:28:54,583 --> 01:28:56,834 Or knowing that I can't take it back. 1481 01:29:01,458 --> 01:29:03,208 I wish I could, Maggie. 1482 01:29:04,291 --> 01:29:05,625 You lied to me, Ryan. 1483 01:29:06,917 --> 01:29:09,000 You steered me right into that world, 1484 01:29:10,208 --> 01:29:11,583 made me feel like I belonged. 1485 01:29:12,291 --> 01:29:13,959 You do belong. 1486 01:29:16,583 --> 01:29:18,208 You belong with me. 1487 01:29:20,542 --> 01:29:22,291 You know, talk is cheap, Ryan. 1488 01:29:23,667 --> 01:29:26,750 And if there's one thing I've learned from all this, it's that. 1489 01:29:30,458 --> 01:29:31,917 If I let you off the hook, 1490 01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:33,917 do you know how much you owe me? 1491 01:29:35,917 --> 01:29:37,250 I do. 1492 01:29:40,708 --> 01:29:42,250 The things I do for you. 1493 01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:44,375 (SIGHS) 1494 01:29:53,291 --> 01:29:55,375 (CHARM ATTACK PLAYING) 1495 01:30:10,583 --> 01:30:12,917 Got your neck back for you, Gilmore. 1496 01:30:17,583 --> 01:30:21,000 ♪ He's the kind of guy who's always passing by 1497 01:30:21,166 --> 01:30:23,792 ♪ Who never has time to spend 1498 01:30:24,500 --> 01:30:27,041 ♪ And he'll take you for a spin 1499 01:30:27,166 --> 01:30:29,083 ♪ And want to look within 1500 01:30:29,208 --> 01:30:31,834 ♪ To find out who you are 1501 01:30:32,750 --> 01:30:35,458 ♪ And he numbs himself with weed 1502 01:30:35,834 --> 01:30:40,208 ♪ He's from the coldest breed who judge by what they see 1503 01:30:40,625 --> 01:30:43,083 ♪ And I thought he was smart enough 1504 01:30:43,166 --> 01:30:45,792 ♪ To know that the girl on his arm 1505 01:30:45,917 --> 01:30:48,250 ♪ Will never calm his storms 1506 01:30:50,458 --> 01:30:53,291 ♪ Watch out he'll charm you 1507 01:30:53,625 --> 01:30:55,333 ♪ Smoother than the L.A. weather 1508 01:30:55,417 --> 01:30:57,583 ♪ That's how he holds himself together 1509 01:30:57,792 --> 01:30:59,667 ♪ He is colder than the winter 1510 01:30:59,750 --> 01:31:01,708 ♪ I wrap my coat around to better 1511 01:31:01,792 --> 01:31:04,917 ♪ Counteract his charm attack that leaves me hungry 1512 01:31:05,041 --> 01:31:09,166 ♪ Well, I'm no savior but I tried to save you 1513 01:31:09,291 --> 01:31:11,583 ♪ With all 1514 01:31:11,792 --> 01:31:13,375 ♪ My 1515 01:31:13,834 --> 01:31:15,417 ♪ Love 1516 01:31:17,375 --> 01:31:19,333 ♪ That rage 1517 01:31:19,417 --> 01:31:25,750 ♪ And hide inside 1518 01:31:33,250 --> 01:31:37,417 ♪ And he has his minions with no real opinions 1519 01:31:37,542 --> 01:31:40,708 ♪ 'Cause they all walk on glass 1520 01:31:41,458 --> 01:31:43,875 ♪ And your lies become the truth 1521 01:31:43,959 --> 01:31:46,041 ♪ And give me the proof 1522 01:31:46,125 --> 01:31:48,750 ♪ That you really care 1523 01:31:49,542 --> 01:31:51,542 ♪ With your gorgeous grin 1524 01:31:51,625 --> 01:31:53,458 ♪ You have the world sucked in 1525 01:31:53,583 --> 01:31:56,917 ♪ Believin' in everything you say 1526 01:31:59,083 --> 01:32:02,000 ♪ Watch out he'll charm you 1527 01:32:02,166 --> 01:32:03,959 ♪ Smoother than the L.A. weather 1528 01:32:04,083 --> 01:32:06,291 ♪ That's how he holds himself together 1529 01:32:06,417 --> 01:32:08,083 ♪ He is colder than the winter 1530 01:32:08,166 --> 01:32:10,291 ♪ I wrap my coat around to better 1531 01:32:10,417 --> 01:32:13,500 ♪ Counteract his charm attack that leaves me hungry 1532 01:32:13,583 --> 01:32:17,834 ♪ Well, I'm no savior but I tried to save you 1533 01:32:17,917 --> 01:32:20,458 ♪ With all 1534 01:32:20,583 --> 01:32:22,417 ♪ My 1535 01:32:22,500 --> 01:32:24,333 ♪ Love 1536 01:32:26,041 --> 01:32:28,041 ♪ That rage 1537 01:32:28,208 --> 01:32:34,417 ♪ And hide inside 1538 01:32:46,667 --> 01:32:48,417 ♪ Smoother than the L.A. weather 1539 01:32:48,542 --> 01:32:50,625 ♪ That's how he holds himself together 1540 01:32:50,750 --> 01:32:52,667 ♪ He is colder than the winter 1541 01:32:52,750 --> 01:32:54,667 ♪ I wrap my coat around to better 1542 01:32:54,792 --> 01:32:57,959 ♪ Counteract his charm attack that leaves me hungry 1543 01:32:58,083 --> 01:33:02,333 ♪ Well, I'm no savior but I tried to save you 1544 01:33:02,458 --> 01:33:05,875 ♪ With all 1545 01:33:06,458 --> 01:33:10,542 ♪ And he stamps on every emotion 1546 01:33:10,625 --> 01:33:14,500 ♪ And he dampens each and every explosion 1547 01:33:14,583 --> 01:33:18,500 ♪ And he stamps on every emotion 1548 01:33:18,583 --> 01:33:22,583 ♪ And he dampens each and every explosion 1549 01:33:22,667 --> 01:33:26,708 ♪ And he stamps on every emotion 1550 01:33:26,792 --> 01:33:30,542 ♪ And he dampens each and every explosion 1551 01:33:30,625 --> 01:33:34,583 ♪ And he stamps on every emotion 1552 01:33:34,708 --> 01:33:39,000 ♪ And he dampens each and every explosion 1553 01:33:39,083 --> 01:33:41,417 ♪ Stamps on 1554 01:33:42,250 --> 01:33:45,500 ♪ Every emotion 1555 01:33:46,208 --> 01:33:49,625 ♪ And he dampens 1556 01:33:50,291 --> 01:33:54,083 ♪ Every explosion 1557 01:33:54,625 --> 01:33:58,250 ♪ And he stamps on ♪